NOTE: Hector is
not_yet_gone and is used without permission, but heaps and gobs of love.
“Uhhhh…Lance? Lance, buddy?”
“Yeah, Hec?”
“Is…is that…I mean, are you…is that…”
“Yeah…that’s a leprechaun between my legs.”
“Well…I was gonna say ‘midget,’ but that works. I need more beer, where’s the tap! Barkeep! Er…pubkeep?...”
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