well fuckers (all two or three of you) here's the turbo update... this year ive quit smoking cigarettes and joined a gym, ive been averaging two dates a week and i worked a huge raise. i hope to save up some money soon and get the fuck out of jersey and into manhattan. as usual you can keep up with the daily meanderings on myspace if you can ( Read more... )

I'm fucking pissed today. i did too much work, and this whole "efficiency" thing is bullshit. goddammit. its a good thing that "the dark side of the force" is fiction, because today i would have been shooting fucking blue lightning out of my fingers to every person in my path ( Read more... )

oh, flaming fucking angry doesnt even begin to cover this one ( Read more... )

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ok, so i went out tonight, despite the fact that it is thursday, for two reasons. one is that a friend of mine has been pushing this band, the a-sides, all the time. he's a really nice guy and even though i didn't care for their overly happy album, i went. the second reason is the same nice guy wanted to introduce me to a girl he works with. so i ( Read more... )

so i caught some minor league hell from choettrix in re the fact that i never use this goddamned thing... and am always on fucking myspace. yes, myspace fucking sucks. yes, there are irritating banner ads, and you get spam-like mail from webcam girls, and it never works properly...

yet for some reason there i am. i just thought i would pop over here so i ( Read more... )

i am totally insane. this is the only explanation for this situation. allow me to feebly attempt an explanation...

as the two of you here that read this may know, i mainly do my blogging on myspace. why, then, am i using lj today? well, because this blog involves some myspace women that i do not want to read this. as far as i know none of them has ( Read more... )

KHAN!

KHAAN!!

KHAAAN!!!

KHAAAAN!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ok i have taken some shit from piratehead because i use myspace for my main blog. wah. i like it because its fucking free and it has email. then i can keep the spam there and out of my main email... not that it isnt getting in there either. as to the banner ads... they only bother me when they have fucking sound. but mainly its because all of my local ( Read more... )

so i have just turned on the a/c. this is fucking glorious. of course, i was the only one in the house to buy an a/c unit last year so i am the only one who isn't going to be hot for the next six months, but why rub it in. oh, wait, i remember why. because im an asshole. in other breaking news, your favorite band still sucks and i am still pissed ( Read more... )