when the future's architectured by a carnival of idiots on show, you'd better lie low
does anyone know how to password protect word documents? is it possible?
why is it called a 401k? when you retire, do you receive four hundred and one thousand dollars? because if not, that name is pretty irrelevant. here it is called superannuation. sounds like a superhero. he was born Annuation. he became... SUPER ANNUATION. the etymology of english words is so so interesting sometimes because like annua is annual which is derived from something latin which is the word for like, by the year. whatevs i am putting myself to sleeeep.
i want my $900, k-rudd. k-rudd has such a big package. all the australian girls are so excited by k-rudd's package. k-rudd wants everyone to experience his package.
ohmygoddd, i meant his economy boosting cash package. jeeeez. i'm sure you understand. tonight we went for dinner with my cousin and her mum and it was grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat. tony tiger. graaaaaaaaape! SODA. holy shit maybe i do have add. raaanyway. we were laughing, my cousin and i. about how we used to play rabbit proof fence, and we were the cute aboriginal girls, and her dog was the cutest youngest aboriginal girl, and we used to make her brother be mr neville, the mean evil man, and we would run away from him. except he didn't know he was playing.
like ohmygod you guys. i am so into twitter. i 'follow' multiple celebrities on twitter. except if i was on the street behind them, i would probably follow them there too. except on twitter its totally obvious that theyre on there mostly to boost their profiles or because they think theyre awesome or something. and the famous people only follow other famous people. or they really are only friends with other famous people. i would give an example or follow with some proof like how mark hoppus of blink 182 and pete wentz of fall out boy only reply to each other';s tweets and noone else's, well sometimes also to joel madden of good charlotte and also to dj am who is nicole ritchies x boyfriend and most recently gained notoriety for being in the same plane crash as travis barker, also of blink 182, but its like, dont you faggots have any NORMAL friends that have twitter? obviously not. whatever, im the stupid one that keeps waiting for them to say something interesting. but its like, what they say is interesting because theyre famous, but theyre not famous because what they say is interesting.
yaknow?
awesome differentiation there. that is my one half comprehensible not completely unintelligent statement for the evening. rad.
today's profound words of wisdom come from miley destiny some hippy shit cyrus herself. "if god wanted us to be up this early, the sun would be out." genius. wise. awesome. not verbatim; you get the gist. thanks for that miley. keep on rocking in the free world. please impart more of your wisdom to our poor, ignorant minds. rock on, kid.
though, if you put aside the science of the earth turning on a central axis and sunlight being relative to where on earth you are, she has a point.
i wonder if a certain amount of sleep could possibly be an evolutionary trait. like if two million years ago, they slept like as long as the sun was down. except like, they probably didnt need to. but maybe they did.
okay i promise this is my last paragraph of a new thoght/subject thing. my mum gave me this awesome paper book called ETHICAL SUPERMARKET SHOPPING, and it is so awesome. it tells you about all supermarket products and like what companies manufacture them, and whether or not those companies are involved in like conflicts in burma, or like genocide, or the murder of mass amounts of cocoa farmers for their crops and stuff. seriously. and the book obviously is awesome because it tells you other manufacturers of similar products, that produce their foods and stuff WITHOUT contributing to the slow decay of mankind and the genocide of the human race in developing countries.
sub paragraph! also it is interesting to know what brands, with different names, all come under the same umbrella. i hate that they give something a different brandname even when its all owned by the same people. like, did anyone know that maggi noodles are owned by nestle? i didnt. but they re-market and re-brand it, cos its like, who wants to buy good noodles made by chocolate guys? so they re-name it so the average consumer, like me, thinks it's something different. also, nestle are one of the mass evils of the world. they produce perrier water, the aforementioned Maggi, uncle toby's!!!! uncle toby's?!?! I FEEL VIOLATED. morning sun, purina health foods, le snak, peter's ice cream, international roast, vittel water, milo! lean cuisine, papa giuseppe's - all nestle products. nestle proclaims 'good food, good life', but they aggressively market infant formula in developing countries with scarce drinkable water, leading to mass infant deaths. holy shit. even though they were banned for 10 years by the world health organisation. also they contribute to plastic waste with their mass manufacture of plastic drinking water bottles, even though they expropriate water which should remain a shared and free resource. and they are one of the world's largest chocolate manufacturers so they contribute to child and forced labout problems in cocoa growing nations. i also thought cadbury was guilty of that too, but this book says they okay. however, Mars is baad, of which includes masterfoods [spices], dolmio pasta, uncle ben's rice, promite [ewww, the old people vegemite], kan tong noodles, schmackos, blah blah.
im just so bummed that to feel guilt free i can no longer eat kit kat chunkies. ohwell. they make me feel guilty in a different way anyway haha.
i totally wanna be totally hippie when im older. in the tofu eating mung bean sprouting long dress wearing flowing long hair john lennon digging flower earth child way. except i place too much stock on technology and material possessions such as fashionable clothing and computers and television and dvds and ipods and comfortable bedding and egyptian cotton sheets and stuffs. ohwell. i'll just be a total hippy poser. good call.
peace. love. tacos.
and ohmygod. sanitarium is owned by an adventist church? wtf.
why is it called a 401k? when you retire, do you receive four hundred and one thousand dollars? because if not, that name is pretty irrelevant. here it is called superannuation. sounds like a superhero. he was born Annuation. he became... SUPER ANNUATION. the etymology of english words is so so interesting sometimes because like annua is annual which is derived from something latin which is the word for like, by the year. whatevs i am putting myself to sleeeep.
i want my $900, k-rudd. k-rudd has such a big package. all the australian girls are so excited by k-rudd's package. k-rudd wants everyone to experience his package.
ohmygoddd, i meant his economy boosting cash package. jeeeez. i'm sure you understand. tonight we went for dinner with my cousin and her mum and it was grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat. tony tiger. graaaaaaaaape! SODA. holy shit maybe i do have add. raaanyway. we were laughing, my cousin and i. about how we used to play rabbit proof fence, and we were the cute aboriginal girls, and her dog was the cutest youngest aboriginal girl, and we used to make her brother be mr neville, the mean evil man, and we would run away from him. except he didn't know he was playing.
like ohmygod you guys. i am so into twitter. i 'follow' multiple celebrities on twitter. except if i was on the street behind them, i would probably follow them there too. except on twitter its totally obvious that theyre on there mostly to boost their profiles or because they think theyre awesome or something. and the famous people only follow other famous people. or they really are only friends with other famous people. i would give an example or follow with some proof like how mark hoppus of blink 182 and pete wentz of fall out boy only reply to each other';s tweets and noone else's, well sometimes also to joel madden of good charlotte and also to dj am who is nicole ritchies x boyfriend and most recently gained notoriety for being in the same plane crash as travis barker, also of blink 182, but its like, dont you faggots have any NORMAL friends that have twitter? obviously not. whatever, im the stupid one that keeps waiting for them to say something interesting. but its like, what they say is interesting because theyre famous, but theyre not famous because what they say is interesting.
yaknow?
awesome differentiation there. that is my one half comprehensible not completely unintelligent statement for the evening. rad.
today's profound words of wisdom come from miley destiny some hippy shit cyrus herself. "if god wanted us to be up this early, the sun would be out." genius. wise. awesome. not verbatim; you get the gist. thanks for that miley. keep on rocking in the free world. please impart more of your wisdom to our poor, ignorant minds. rock on, kid.
though, if you put aside the science of the earth turning on a central axis and sunlight being relative to where on earth you are, she has a point.
i wonder if a certain amount of sleep could possibly be an evolutionary trait. like if two million years ago, they slept like as long as the sun was down. except like, they probably didnt need to. but maybe they did.
okay i promise this is my last paragraph of a new thoght/subject thing. my mum gave me this awesome paper book called ETHICAL SUPERMARKET SHOPPING, and it is so awesome. it tells you about all supermarket products and like what companies manufacture them, and whether or not those companies are involved in like conflicts in burma, or like genocide, or the murder of mass amounts of cocoa farmers for their crops and stuff. seriously. and the book obviously is awesome because it tells you other manufacturers of similar products, that produce their foods and stuff WITHOUT contributing to the slow decay of mankind and the genocide of the human race in developing countries.
sub paragraph! also it is interesting to know what brands, with different names, all come under the same umbrella. i hate that they give something a different brandname even when its all owned by the same people. like, did anyone know that maggi noodles are owned by nestle? i didnt. but they re-market and re-brand it, cos its like, who wants to buy good noodles made by chocolate guys? so they re-name it so the average consumer, like me, thinks it's something different. also, nestle are one of the mass evils of the world. they produce perrier water, the aforementioned Maggi, uncle toby's!!!! uncle toby's?!?! I FEEL VIOLATED. morning sun, purina health foods, le snak, peter's ice cream, international roast, vittel water, milo! lean cuisine, papa giuseppe's - all nestle products. nestle proclaims 'good food, good life', but they aggressively market infant formula in developing countries with scarce drinkable water, leading to mass infant deaths. holy shit. even though they were banned for 10 years by the world health organisation. also they contribute to plastic waste with their mass manufacture of plastic drinking water bottles, even though they expropriate water which should remain a shared and free resource. and they are one of the world's largest chocolate manufacturers so they contribute to child and forced labout problems in cocoa growing nations. i also thought cadbury was guilty of that too, but this book says they okay. however, Mars is baad, of which includes masterfoods [spices], dolmio pasta, uncle ben's rice, promite [ewww, the old people vegemite], kan tong noodles, schmackos, blah blah.
im just so bummed that to feel guilt free i can no longer eat kit kat chunkies. ohwell. they make me feel guilty in a different way anyway haha.
i totally wanna be totally hippie when im older. in the tofu eating mung bean sprouting long dress wearing flowing long hair john lennon digging flower earth child way. except i place too much stock on technology and material possessions such as fashionable clothing and computers and television and dvds and ipods and comfortable bedding and egyptian cotton sheets and stuffs. ohwell. i'll just be a total hippy poser. good call.
peace. love. tacos.
and ohmygod. sanitarium is owned by an adventist church? wtf.