You need a medical detective
When it feels like there's something wrong
If you're a fan of biting invective
He'll diagnose it before long
When you pet your Pekingese
Watch out for Bubonic fleas
You feel an itch at your knees
And vainly scratch
But they attach!
You cuddle with your main squeeze
Not thinking of STDs
But research with green monkeys
Led to a bite
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