Where can you ride dragons?
Drink out of crude flagons
Flick your ears and swish your tail?
Bare but for scant feathers figleafing your nethers
Scamper over hill and dale
Where can you talk to trees?
And learn to dodge banshees
Brush up on your archery?
Ride a pa'li horse
And find your inner source
When you're one of the Na'vi

In the Na'vi
Yes, you can live ( Read more... )

Simpering Kirk doesn't really work ( Read more... )

(The sad violin music that accompanies the Harry Potter movies is really quite touching. But I prefer something with more pep. Sing the following words to the tune of the Jakers cartoon theme.)This is the story of a young wizard ( Read more... )

I love the smell of goat hair in the morning!

Narnia is not Norse enough for European sensibilities.


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You poked around in a data base
And your presence will soon be known
There's something hiding out there
It communicates by digital tone
I'll test the waters and make a trade
To obtain elusive files
I'll wade through the quagmire of the 'net
Looking for passwords and dodging guile

The pill, you may try it ( Read more... )

I caught little snippets of the movie Exodus on TV last night. Funny things in it among others ( Read more... )

Attack of the Clones is playing on the other computer, it has the only dvd player in the house. I've never understood the phenomenon of Star Wars fanaticism. When the original movie was in theatres, I was appalled by its dearth of plot. Also the zap and fly around stuff went on far too long, there was hardly any dialogue, and what there was could ( Read more... )