I read this wonderful insidery comment on Gawker last night, in response to an article about the "restructuring" of Gawker Media/Gawker itself, i.e. the firing of Gawker's last female writer:

ian spiegelman: Ug. This is fucking disgusting, Sheils. Your page views were consistently as good as anyone’s. That’s a fact. Nick Denton hates women. Um, ( Read more... )

Fuck T-Mobile. FUCK THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE NON-COMMUNICATORY FUCKING CELL PHONE COMPANY.

I AM SO SICK OF YOU PEOPLE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN'T DO APPROXIMATELY 2 SECONDS AFTER I'VE BEEN TOLD I CAN DO THAT EXACT THING.

I SHOULD NOT BE LIABLE FOR YOUR FUCKTARDEDNESS.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO. I WANT MY DAMN ( Read more... )

Can I please express how much I despise that, on a show featuring DOCTORS, including a GYNECOLOGIST for pete's sake, they have to speak in euphemisms when they're talking about masturbation. All they talk about on this shit excuse for a spinoff is SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SECKS SECKS SECKS... but when it comes to masturbation it's all "sex with ( Read more... )

I just saw one of those pregnancy test commercials that's all excited about their high-techness (which, though not the subject of my random rant, is a stupid enough premise for pregnancy tests), and the voiceover goes something along the lines of, "It's the most advanced piece of technology you've ever...::ahem::...you know ( Read more... )