OH COME ON, IT'S LIKE CALLING SOMEONE A PISS-KIDNEY
GUMMY BEARS, CABBAGE PATCH KIDS, SUGARCUBES, Flock, congregation, my firm believers.
Your ever faithful Reverends would like to humbly grovel for your forgiveness yet again, as this most modest and unconvinced of her own awesomeness Reverend has been so incredibly busy for the past weeks she has had hardly any time to attend to hers and yours ( Read more... )
WELL THAT CAN ARRANGED. YOU KNOW I'M STEP AWAY FROM WRITING THAT INSANE FIC OF INSANITY IN WHICH MARCUS IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY DISTURBED.
SHUT YER FACE. AH KEN WHAT AH'M DAEIN' GOD.
I know! I am still going to claim it's not my kink to anyone who'll listen but let's be honest, I want to see his face all flushed red, hurty with pleasure.
WHAT IS MY LIFE.
GOD THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING HOT ZOE, JESUS.
Dude, I don't care about kittens if I can have rough buttsex instead.
WAIT. That did not come out right.
It does though! He lives across from me and he broke his leg! I wanna come over with sweeties and make tea! WITH VIOLENT KINDNESS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE.
No bed baths or sponges will be offered just MUFFIN!!! EAT IT! NOW! YOU'RE MAKIN ME ANGRY!!
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I TOTALLY DID NOT CHOKE LAUGHING, CAUSE I DID NOT THINK OF THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE CAUSE I'M NO' A PERRVERHT. I pictured myself as some dominatrix nurse all GIT IN THAIR!
oh ZOE. You're my favourite for ever and ever. No one makes me laugh like you do.
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OHGODFUCK THO.
I want them all now.
When you're less uni stressed I will totes just pester you until it happens cos yeah I just, yeah.
There can never be too many ♥ for you bb, seriously, never ever too many.
Hahaha seriously though, I am largely like FUCK THE KITTENS GIVE ME THE BUTTSEX....wait that doesn't sound right either but lolz.
LOL YES I SO DID NOT MEAN THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE SO I AM LESS A PERRVERHT THAN YOU. I WOULD CLASS ME MORE AS SOMEONE WHO MISSES MY DEAD MUM THAN A PERRVERHT. Ah Jamie Bell's you mental abstractions give me endless lolz.
HAHAHAHA dominatrix nurse sounds like such a good job for you....I wonder where they advertise such positions...lol positions...you know like sex ones...hahahahaha
It's a SHARED feeling bb. So fucking funny!!!
Also that interview where Belley is talking about Prince.
http://herby.tv/2011/12/entrevue-avec-jamie-bell/
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IS HE CUTE OR WHAT
What about me?
Yes Jamie Bell you are the most beautiful girl in the world don't let anyone replace you with someone else.
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I am crying. CRYING. I wish we could just get together and porn together! And have breaks for ice-cream and cake and tea.
AHAHAHAHAHAH HE'S NO' A PERRRVERHT HE JUST MISSES HIS MUM! Ahahahahaha they do!!
AHAHAHAHA YEAH I'LL HAVE A LATEX NURSE OUTFIT AND SMACK PATIENTS WITH A CLIPBOARD.
YES JAMIE BELL YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT!
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*sigh*
I've gotten into drinking tea in a big way bb and yeah it makes me think of you.
Lol smacking them with clipboards giving them injections and examinations....lol oooo er....hahahahah no for perrrverhts though hen, only let people be medico-sexually harassed by you if they just miss their mams ok.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
BELLE WHY SO FUNNY.
I think they would need to rewrite the song if Prince brought Belley up onstage though because it's not a case of "Could you be the most beautiful girl in the world?" Because Belley is so obviously and blatantly the most beautiful that there can be no room for fucking doubt.
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