4105: If I Were Harry Potter - Harry Potter
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- Flashback Sue
- Don't forget about the Sorting Hat.
TITLE: If I Were Harry Potter
PERPETRATOR: Vasilissa Efialton
SUE-O-METER: Toxic
COVER/BANNER ART: Their cover has Hogwarts going up and down, with the H, G, R and S leading into the names of the four houses in their respective covers.
SUMMARY:” What if you got sucked into the world of Harry Potter and got to play the role of the-boy-who-lived, what would you do? Join our main character as he tries to survive the horrors of Hogwarts and the feelings he's developing for the Dark Lord. AU-ish, SLASH, OOC, FLUFF and lots of under aged smex.”
FULL NAME: Harry Potter
SPECIES: self replacing canon character
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: n/a
POSSESSIONS: Harry gets Savanna, “the lonely snake from the zoo”. (Wasn’t the snake male?)
CONNECTION TO CANON: “I even made a list of things, I should changed to make things more easy for me. And making the Dursleys accept me, even just a little bit is my number one priority. … Actually, it’s rather easy to guilt trip them.” It doesn’t go into how, it just is. They want their version of Harry to be “perfect”, but the world to be perfect for their version of Harry. (Could we possibly not forget the fact the canon characters are another person’s character, but so is the world?) Snake incident, then Harry meets people at the Leaky Cauldron with Hagrid and it’s just like what happens in the books, except Harry’s maybe snarky? He also meets Malfoy. So, nothing really different except for Savanna the snake somehow managing to run around with him despite the size of said animal. That’s what it focuses upon. He gets home, and everybody is pleased to see him and no longer going after him to the point I want to gag. Then it is the train scene, with some changes, but not really doing anything but change up his interactions to the Weasley family. Harry jokes about Savanna eating Neville’s toad, but he’s getting away with having a snake on the train despite the fact everyone knows about it. Lot’s of repeated dialogue with “new” stuff spliced in. (They either had the movie script or books in front of him. Not cool.) Sorting is pretty much the same as well.
ORIGIN: A person dies only to wake up finding out they are Harry Potter.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: With their knowledge, they change things. They make things easier for themselves, but aren’t worried about character development let alone how characters would have let alone whether they are in character. This Harry - who is eleven - is able to scare the Dursley family into treating him like a king. (This is where I finally decided upon the toxic rating.
NOTES: I found this story due to a new list I made. Originally I was going to do the writer’s story involving a Jade Potter called “The Philosopher’s Stone” with the following summary. “Jade Potter slept on, not knowing she had a twin who's missing, not knowing she would be woken in a few hours’ time by Ms. Evans as she opened the front door. She couldn't have know that people around the country are meeting in secret, holding up their glasses and saying: “To Lily Jade Potter - the girl who lived!” [My take on the HP Series w/ LGBT SLASH.]”
Said summary screamed that the story was an edit of the books and/or movies rather than the writer actually writing their own story, so I wasn’t surprised to find this one gone. I decided to check out the writer’s profile only to find this story, which is having pretty much the same problem.
SAMPLE:
Harry/OC's POV
I have literally and utterly lost my mind...
That's the only reasonable explanation for it all. I mean, you can't possibly be sane if you dreamt that you were the - THE BLOODY BOY WHO LIVED!
Well, it's either that or I'm dead. But, I highly doubt that my heaven would consist of whining relatives and endless household chores.
Oh, you're curious now, aren't you?
Well, let me tell you everything that had happened during these past few weeks.
First, I woke up in Harry's cupboard. You know, the one where he grew up in and all that.
Confused as a normal person should be after waking up in a strange yet familiar environment, I began to retrace my steps starting from the night before.
But to my utter disappointment, I can't remember the slightest thing about the REAL me. All I can provide myself with, was the thought that this body isn't mine and I am perfectly certain that my name isn't Harry James Potter.
- Flashback Sue
- Don't forget about the Sorting Hat.
TITLE: If I Were Harry Potter
PERPETRATOR: Vasilissa Efialton
SUE-O-METER: Toxic
COVER/BANNER ART: Their cover has Hogwarts going up and down, with the H, G, R and S leading into the names of the four houses in their respective covers.
SUMMARY:” What if you got sucked into the world of Harry Potter and got to play the role of the-boy-who-lived, what would you do? Join our main character as he tries to survive the horrors of Hogwarts and the feelings he's developing for the Dark Lord. AU-ish, SLASH, OOC, FLUFF and lots of under aged smex.”
FULL NAME: Harry Potter
SPECIES: self replacing canon character
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: n/a
POSSESSIONS: Harry gets Savanna, “the lonely snake from the zoo”. (Wasn’t the snake male?)
CONNECTION TO CANON: “I even made a list of things, I should changed to make things more easy for me. And making the Dursleys accept me, even just a little bit is my number one priority. … Actually, it’s rather easy to guilt trip them.” It doesn’t go into how, it just is. They want their version of Harry to be “perfect”, but the world to be perfect for their version of Harry. (Could we possibly not forget the fact the canon characters are another person’s character, but so is the world?) Snake incident, then Harry meets people at the Leaky Cauldron with Hagrid and it’s just like what happens in the books, except Harry’s maybe snarky? He also meets Malfoy. So, nothing really different except for Savanna the snake somehow managing to run around with him despite the size of said animal. That’s what it focuses upon. He gets home, and everybody is pleased to see him and no longer going after him to the point I want to gag. Then it is the train scene, with some changes, but not really doing anything but change up his interactions to the Weasley family. Harry jokes about Savanna eating Neville’s toad, but he’s getting away with having a snake on the train despite the fact everyone knows about it. Lot’s of repeated dialogue with “new” stuff spliced in. (They either had the movie script or books in front of him. Not cool.) Sorting is pretty much the same as well.
ORIGIN: A person dies only to wake up finding out they are Harry Potter.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: With their knowledge, they change things. They make things easier for themselves, but aren’t worried about character development let alone how characters would have let alone whether they are in character. This Harry - who is eleven - is able to scare the Dursley family into treating him like a king. (This is where I finally decided upon the toxic rating.
NOTES: I found this story due to a new list I made. Originally I was going to do the writer’s story involving a Jade Potter called “The Philosopher’s Stone” with the following summary. “Jade Potter slept on, not knowing she had a twin who's missing, not knowing she would be woken in a few hours’ time by Ms. Evans as she opened the front door. She couldn't have know that people around the country are meeting in secret, holding up their glasses and saying: “To Lily Jade Potter - the girl who lived!” [My take on the HP Series w/ LGBT SLASH.]”
Said summary screamed that the story was an edit of the books and/or movies rather than the writer actually writing their own story, so I wasn’t surprised to find this one gone. I decided to check out the writer’s profile only to find this story, which is having pretty much the same problem.
SAMPLE:
Harry/OC's POV
I have literally and utterly lost my mind...
That's the only reasonable explanation for it all. I mean, you can't possibly be sane if you dreamt that you were the - THE BLOODY BOY WHO LIVED!
Well, it's either that or I'm dead. But, I highly doubt that my heaven would consist of whining relatives and endless household chores.
Oh, you're curious now, aren't you?
Well, let me tell you everything that had happened during these past few weeks.
First, I woke up in Harry's cupboard. You know, the one where he grew up in and all that.
Confused as a normal person should be after waking up in a strange yet familiar environment, I began to retrace my steps starting from the night before.
But to my utter disappointment, I can't remember the slightest thing about the REAL me. All I can provide myself with, was the thought that this body isn't mine and I am perfectly certain that my name isn't Harry James Potter.