Oh, hai thar. What's been going on with me since we last spoke, you ask? Uh... a whole lot of nothing. My hair is longer and my bank account is emptier. These are the biggest changes in my life ( Read more... )

Ok. If there are any cops out there reading this, look away and eat a donut, because this is how shit went down and I dont feel like being arrested ( Read more... )

Bwaha. Oh man. I'm so retarded. I love life ( Read more... )

Any day that I am off work and am not spending it bored off my ass is overall, a good day in my book. Yesterday was one of these days ( Read more... )

I worte up this super cool post but since my stooopid computer froze and erased it, instead, you get the cheap, rip-off version that the creepy Mexican guy sells at the flea market ( Read more... )