Midnight Sun
Oh Stephenie Meyer, you silly bitch.
Ok, so you know that awesome version of "Twlight" written from Edward's POV that we're all waiting on? Guess its not happening anymore cuz my homegirl Stephenie can't keep her shizz secret and I guess one of her rough drafts got leaked on the internet. Then, said homegirl goes on her webpage goes on a rant about upset she is (which is understandable) and how she's not going to finish it anymore (WTF.) Hi, are we 12? Eh, whatever I guess it her right and she's already siting on shloads of cash from the first four and this one probably isn't contracted like 1-3 were. But godammnit.
Anyway, what I find hilarious more than anything is the rant about this is STEALING and how someone STOLE her material and whoever read it was STEALING too and blahblahblah. And then what also does she put at the bottom of said rant? Basically, "uh..but if you want to read it anyway, let me make it easier for you and just upload it here" and there's the link. Hahaha. Whatever, Stephenie?
So, I did I read it? You bet your sweet ass I did. It's only 260 pages and I read the whole thing yesterday off my iPhone in class and later between calls at work. It's fairly interesting, albeit a little repetitive. We do get to learn a little bit of new information. Like, Edward was the one who got Ben and Angela together because he was glad that Angela was a real friend to Bella than a two-faced bitch whore like Jessica. The main thing I like about Edward's version is that he knows what everyone is thinking, so as readers, we know what everyone is thinking. Which is nicer than non-stop "omgz Bella hot, be my girlfriend."
For a senile old man, Edward is a total 15 year old girl about Bella. "Oh she pretty. Too bad she doesn't like me. Or does she like me? If she liked me that would be AWESOME. I should ask her out. Damn, I want to bang her. Except I would kill her. That would be bad. OMG BELLA HAVE MY BABIEZZZ." Haha. Oh, and not to mention that the dude is a total creepy STALKER MAN. After she's said like, 3 sentences to him, he's in her bedroom watching her sleep. And then creeping outside her house, listening to her conversations with her father. And then eavesdropping on her classes to see if she talks about him to her friends. It would be romantic if it wasn't CREEPY! Like there should be that song by the Police playing in the background.
Maybe I"m just jealous because Edward's stalking skillz far out weigh my own. I should be taking notes. :p
I am pissed off that it's barely even half done. It ends right before the meadow scene, which was maybe the part I was looking forward to the most. Damn you, Stephenie!
Ok, so you know that awesome version of "Twlight" written from Edward's POV that we're all waiting on? Guess its not happening anymore cuz my homegirl Stephenie can't keep her shizz secret and I guess one of her rough drafts got leaked on the internet. Then, said homegirl goes on her webpage goes on a rant about upset she is (which is understandable) and how she's not going to finish it anymore (WTF.) Hi, are we 12? Eh, whatever I guess it her right and she's already siting on shloads of cash from the first four and this one probably isn't contracted like 1-3 were. But godammnit.
Anyway, what I find hilarious more than anything is the rant about this is STEALING and how someone STOLE her material and whoever read it was STEALING too and blahblahblah. And then what also does she put at the bottom of said rant? Basically, "uh..but if you want to read it anyway, let me make it easier for you and just upload it here" and there's the link. Hahaha. Whatever, Stephenie?
So, I did I read it? You bet your sweet ass I did. It's only 260 pages and I read the whole thing yesterday off my iPhone in class and later between calls at work. It's fairly interesting, albeit a little repetitive. We do get to learn a little bit of new information. Like, Edward was the one who got Ben and Angela together because he was glad that Angela was a real friend to Bella than a two-faced bitch whore like Jessica. The main thing I like about Edward's version is that he knows what everyone is thinking, so as readers, we know what everyone is thinking. Which is nicer than non-stop "omgz Bella hot, be my girlfriend."
For a senile old man, Edward is a total 15 year old girl about Bella. "Oh she pretty. Too bad she doesn't like me. Or does she like me? If she liked me that would be AWESOME. I should ask her out. Damn, I want to bang her. Except I would kill her. That would be bad. OMG BELLA HAVE MY BABIEZZZ." Haha. Oh, and not to mention that the dude is a total creepy STALKER MAN. After she's said like, 3 sentences to him, he's in her bedroom watching her sleep. And then creeping outside her house, listening to her conversations with her father. And then eavesdropping on her classes to see if she talks about him to her friends. It would be romantic if it wasn't CREEPY! Like there should be that song by the Police playing in the background.
Maybe I"m just jealous because Edward's stalking skillz far out weigh my own. I should be taking notes. :p
I am pissed off that it's barely even half done. It ends right before the meadow scene, which was maybe the part I was looking forward to the most. Damn you, Stephenie!