adam lilly stories part 3
I only got three for today, and thats because a coworker helped fill me in, as he was told some retarded stories.
Story #1:
Adam was talking about old girlfriends and apparantly he was dating this girl, and one time while they were doing it, she all of a sudden snaps, and stabs him with a knife in the chest. So adam pulls the knife out, and starts beating her up, realizes what hes doing and stops, and leaves. youd think thats it, but no way. so he doesnt talk to her for two years and then she sees him and talks to him. apparantly adam got her pregnant and she didnt want to tell him. but the kicker is the baby died somehow so adam isnt responsible for the kid.
STORY #2: Adam said he helped a friend move into a new place, and while they were loading up a UHAUL van he hit his head on the corner of this metal bar. he said it knocked him out for fifteen minutes, and when he came to, he didnt have a huge goose egg like one might think, but he said he had a huge dent in his forehead. there are ofcourse no signs of this dent whatsoever.
Story #3: He said he went to a party on friday night. He had been drinking, and him and some friends got hungry. So they decided to leave the party and go get some pizza. So they get the pizza and decide to take it back to this party. But it was cold out, so they run, with the pizza back to the house, and run upstairs to a bedroom so no one can steal any of their pizza. They then come downstairs to realize this is the wrong house, and some lady is sitting there watching TV with her daughter. He starts talking to the mom and daughter, and sits down and watches TV with them. He then starts making out with the daughter! later on, while the daughter is upstairs sleeping he makes out with the mom too! "theres nothing like gettin some action from a mom and er daughter. its great!"
THATS ALL I GOT.
Story #1:
Adam was talking about old girlfriends and apparantly he was dating this girl, and one time while they were doing it, she all of a sudden snaps, and stabs him with a knife in the chest. So adam pulls the knife out, and starts beating her up, realizes what hes doing and stops, and leaves. youd think thats it, but no way. so he doesnt talk to her for two years and then she sees him and talks to him. apparantly adam got her pregnant and she didnt want to tell him. but the kicker is the baby died somehow so adam isnt responsible for the kid.
STORY #2: Adam said he helped a friend move into a new place, and while they were loading up a UHAUL van he hit his head on the corner of this metal bar. he said it knocked him out for fifteen minutes, and when he came to, he didnt have a huge goose egg like one might think, but he said he had a huge dent in his forehead. there are ofcourse no signs of this dent whatsoever.
Story #3: He said he went to a party on friday night. He had been drinking, and him and some friends got hungry. So they decided to leave the party and go get some pizza. So they get the pizza and decide to take it back to this party. But it was cold out, so they run, with the pizza back to the house, and run upstairs to a bedroom so no one can steal any of their pizza. They then come downstairs to realize this is the wrong house, and some lady is sitting there watching TV with her daughter. He starts talking to the mom and daughter, and sits down and watches TV with them. He then starts making out with the daughter! later on, while the daughter is upstairs sleeping he makes out with the mom too! "theres nothing like gettin some action from a mom and er daughter. its great!"
THATS ALL I GOT.