This was going to be a parody of the ranters, but I changed my mind and decided to take a break from the parodies for the moment. I will pick them back up. As a matter of fact, I might even write one tomorrow after I get back from my Social Relations mid-term (which I am NOT studying for right now ( Read more... )

I have four papers due this week, which means I am in great need to procrastination tools. While lying in bed being too adhd to fall asleep, I realized what I was meant to do with my life, or at least my life of procrastination: Parody livejournal ( Read more... )

I really was about to go to bed. I mean, my teeth were brushed, my pajamas were on, and I was just laying down to do my pre-bedtime sit-ups (don't feel intimidated; i only remember to do these like once a week, maybe less... ask my roommte ghetto_bridget), when i realized that my arms (in the sit-up 'X' possion) were tightly hugging my teddy bear, Julius ( ( Read more... )

"What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other."
-George Eliot (1819-1880)

This weekend was tragic. Tragically wonderful.

So I spent this afternoon reading Plato's Apology (of Socrates), and I have several things to say about it. In this entry I will only address one ( Read more... )

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
-The Police, from "Every Breath You Take"

I have decided to update my livejournal. For real this time. The reason? To make life easier for my stalkers.

Today was a wonderful day, mostly because of work. Yes, you read that correctly. I had a good day because of work. Maybe I should explain. (Actually, maybe I shouldn't, but I am going to anyway ( Read more... )

a.k.a Emmerson's Quote Revisited ( Read more... )

I am going to update my journal for the summer, mostly cause I'll need a place to vent now that I'll be separated from my dearest roommate! So I'll vent on livejournal for Bridgie to see and comment upon. (~HUGS~)

I ask you: Why I am starting to update now, with one final still to go?

You might think it's because ( Read more... )

So ummmmm... I hate studying? That is about all I can say at the moment. Oh yeah there is the fact that I am a registered procrastinator and I am already completely done studying for one of the three exams I have tomorrow! Go ME! Way to be on top of things! WOOOOHOOOO! Okay. I'm done. I swear ( Read more... )