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sunday night funning
Kristen: (referring to livejournal entry) I love Alex is on at ten forty-one pm!
Bridget: (pretending to read her book) I heart that show.
Kristen: (confused at first, then laughing) It’s sort of like “I love Lucy” cause they both hit their head and keep chickens in the house.
(long pause. Kristen is reading her livejournal, and bridget comes over to join her)
Bridget: c is for cookie and that’s good enough for me.
Kristen: tee-hu-hu!
Bridget: yummm... cookie! (Breaks out in hysterical laughter. unintelligible muttering through cookie munching.returns to reading.) I’m a cuddle slut. Boris Yeltsin stands on tanks.
Kristen: (still playing on her livejournal) I hate computers. (to bridget) I’m going to break your computer. I need to be validated. IT WON”T LET ME VALIDATE!
Julius: Alex, will you talk to your stomach for me?
Bridget: (to noone in particular) undereye bags are not attractive.
Kristen: I’m a lesbian... according some people
Bridget: and she sleeps with us every night
Kristen: I am not a lesbian... I am too happy for cocks.
Bridget: I’m a thesbian.
Alex: I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH ALEX!
Bridget: mean people suck, but nice people swallow.
Alex: I told you it would be fun to write a play!
Kristen: (to bridget) your computer doesn’t like me. Who’s shibby do?
Bridget: that’s my friend that got me smooshed pennies
Kristen:(ims one of bridget’s friends and laughs)
Bridget: (in an angry whisper) what are you doing? (Louder) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (Gives up pretending to read and walks over to the computer. Both she and kristen laugh) (to kristen) You’re a kook.
Kristen: I am walterdad. (Falls on floor) MY HIP! (moans) I landed on something!
Bridget: Your hip?
Kristen: that would be it. I don’t like the taste of bleach.
Bridget: you should be worried about death.
Kristen: I love cowbo- SPIDER!!!!! SPIDER!!!!! wait, just a clump of hair! It’s attacking me!
Bridget: your not old until you’re a seventy six year old hawaiian woman, statistically speaking...
Kristen: (to herself) no no no no no no... who’s bobby?
Bridget: (in mockingly high-pitched voice) I wanna call my boy.
Kristen: I’m calling!
Alex: are you calling yourself?
Kristen: (into phone) hi phone, your new name is walter. But I can’t find you so come home.
Bridget: I have don’t care disease!
Kristen: you have dull carrot seeds?! I am losing my throat! (To bridget) let’s dress up and go to the store! Lets go talk to jeffykins* so we can play apples to apples. Jeffykins is his sn right?
(Begins to dress up in bridget’s mask, then screams randomly) there was a spider I swear.
*i appologize jeff for that new lovely nickname. think of it as your birthday present from me and kristen and bridget. and remember:
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
~Nick Diamos~
oh yeah one more thing. bridget really is as dirty as she sounds, kristen is not.
Kristen: (referring to livejournal entry) I love Alex is on at ten forty-one pm!
Bridget: (pretending to read her book) I heart that show.
Kristen: (confused at first, then laughing) It’s sort of like “I love Lucy” cause they both hit their head and keep chickens in the house.
(long pause. Kristen is reading her livejournal, and bridget comes over to join her)
Bridget: c is for cookie and that’s good enough for me.
Kristen: tee-hu-hu!
Bridget: yummm... cookie! (Breaks out in hysterical laughter. unintelligible muttering through cookie munching.returns to reading.) I’m a cuddle slut. Boris Yeltsin stands on tanks.
Kristen: (still playing on her livejournal) I hate computers. (to bridget) I’m going to break your computer. I need to be validated. IT WON”T LET ME VALIDATE!
Julius: Alex, will you talk to your stomach for me?
Bridget: (to noone in particular) undereye bags are not attractive.
Kristen: I’m a lesbian... according some people
Bridget: and she sleeps with us every night
Kristen: I am not a lesbian... I am too happy for cocks.
Bridget: I’m a thesbian.
Alex: I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH ALEX!
Bridget: mean people suck, but nice people swallow.
Alex: I told you it would be fun to write a play!
Kristen: (to bridget) your computer doesn’t like me. Who’s shibby do?
Bridget: that’s my friend that got me smooshed pennies
Kristen:(ims one of bridget’s friends and laughs)
Bridget: (in an angry whisper) what are you doing? (Louder) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (Gives up pretending to read and walks over to the computer. Both she and kristen laugh) (to kristen) You’re a kook.
Kristen: I am walterdad. (Falls on floor) MY HIP! (moans) I landed on something!
Bridget: Your hip?
Kristen: that would be it. I don’t like the taste of bleach.
Bridget: you should be worried about death.
Kristen: I love cowbo- SPIDER!!!!! SPIDER!!!!! wait, just a clump of hair! It’s attacking me!
Bridget: your not old until you’re a seventy six year old hawaiian woman, statistically speaking...
Kristen: (to herself) no no no no no no... who’s bobby?
Bridget: (in mockingly high-pitched voice) I wanna call my boy.
Kristen: I’m calling!
Alex: are you calling yourself?
Kristen: (into phone) hi phone, your new name is walter. But I can’t find you so come home.
Bridget: I have don’t care disease!
Kristen: you have dull carrot seeds?! I am losing my throat! (To bridget) let’s dress up and go to the store! Lets go talk to jeffykins* so we can play apples to apples. Jeffykins is his sn right?
(Begins to dress up in bridget’s mask, then screams randomly) there was a spider I swear.
*i appologize jeff for that new lovely nickname. think of it as your birthday present from me and kristen and bridget. and remember:
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
~Nick Diamos~
oh yeah one more thing. bridget really is as dirty as she sounds, kristen is not.