I need a vacation. One that I can go on and then just...ease myself back into real life. I know I need a vacation, because I have been saying things like "Carrot cake is decidedly delicious." I am taking AP history in A WEEK and I'm going to fail it. I'm so disappointed. On the other hand, I might get to take college courses tuition free after ( Read more... )

I'm...going to type up that fan fic from a zillion years ago (or a few weeks ago). It isn't very good, as I only did one draft on a typewriter. I don't really like it enough to go over it another time or two. My sister wants me to put it up,  so I'm posting it as is. And it doesn't have a title, which annoys the hell out of me but I just can't ( Read more... )

 My grandmother has a scanner!


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YAY CAPE MAY AND VACATION! YAY!

So I'm heading out in about half an hour to go start out on my vacation. Woot! I'm totally excited, and I don't have work for FIVE DAYS. And I saw this was good.

I didn't have time this morning to watch a full Doctor Who episode (boo), so I didn't try to watch as much as I could. I saw the first few minutes of The ( Read more... )

Two little ficlets, nothing impressive, nothing grand, just boredom cures. After counting up the words, I found they were both 171 words. Weird. So, here they are.

Title: UFO
Rating: G
Genre: Crossover/Gen
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Doctor Who
Length: 171

“There it is again, “ Hermione hissed. “That’s the third time tonight.”

“I still didn’t see it,” Ron ( Read more... )

Title: The Adventures of David and Steven, Chapter 2
Rating: PG
Ships: Heyman/Kloves to come in following chapters.
Summary: David and Steven are at canon!Hogwarts.

David groaned and squinted his eyes against the light.

“Ennervate.” Steven twitched awake beside him.

“Hermione, what if they’re Death Eaters?”

“You can’t just go around attacking anyone ( Read more... )

Title: The Adventures of David and Steven
Chapter: 1
Genre: General, AU
Ships: Will contain David Heyman/Steven Kloves in later chapters.
Rating: PG
Summary: David and Steven are transported to Hogwarts.
Author's Notes: I know I posted a "chapter 1," but that really was a prologue to it. All chapters to this will be very short, not much more that 500 ( Read more... )

Title: The Adventures of David and Steven
Rating: G. Following chapters may go as far as PG13.
Ships: David Heyman/Steven Kloves (more apparent in future chapters)
Summary: David Heyman (Harry Potter movie producer) and Steven Kloves (Harry Potter screen writer) have a meeting, but things get very weird very fast as they find themselves in a situation ( Read more... )

Title: Avoir
Fandom: Mary Poppins (Movie)
Genre: General
Rating: G
Author's Notes: Not the one I mentioned I was writing, but a short piece between a young Mary and Bert. Also on FanFiction.net.

“How old are you, Mary?”

Mary raised her thin eyebrows. “What a rude question. Has no one ever taught you manners?”

“Sorry, Mary, I’m just asking. Thought you ( Read more... )

Yes, Hilary Clinton nutcracker was pretty funny. But, we move on.

One more Democrat is OUT. Actually, I got an idea I wish to propose to my history teacher, that on Super Tuesday, we all cast our own ballets for fun. For those not lucky enough to be Iowaians Iowaers Iowans people of Iowa or 18 years of age. It'd be nice.

Saw Mary Poppins. Mourned for ( Read more... )