The Adventures of David and Steven: Chapter 1
Title: The Adventures of David and Steven
Chapter: 1
Genre: General, AU
Ships: Will contain David Heyman/Steven Kloves in later chapters.
Rating: PG
Summary: David and Steven are transported to Hogwarts.
Author's Notes: I know I posted a "chapter 1," but that really was a prologue to it. All chapters to this will be very short, not much more that 500 words each. This has a word count of less than 500, I think. I don' own these people, Jo owns the fictional characters, etc.
“This is incredible,” David muttered, running his hand across the wood of the Ravenclaw table.
“This is impossible,” Steven corrected. He followed David up to the high table. As David fingered the candle holders, Steven glanced around. He felt like someone was watching them.
“You realise where we must be, David,” Steven continued. “David?”
David wasn’t listening, he had hurried around the table and was now examining the Headmaster’s chair. “Incredible.”
“David! You can’t seriously think we’re actually in a place that doesn’t exist!”
“Steven, it’s all here! We’re at -”
“Don’t say it!”
“We’re at Hogwarts, Steve!”
“Yes, but we’re not.” Steven walked back down the hall to the doors the had come through, picking up his book when he reached the double-doors. “Let’s go.”
He heaved open the door, but instead of a bustling street, he found an empty corridor. Glancing behind him at David, still engrossed in the Great Hall, he stepped out into the Entrance Hall. Hesitantly, Steven made his way to the stairs. He was about to begin his climb when he heard David in the other room.
“Steven! Come here!”
Steven hurried back to the Great Hall to find David pointing at three little creatures next to the High Table.
“What are they?”
The three creatures turned to look at Steven. He saw one of them carried a tiny mop and bucket.
“I don’t - oh, wait a minute… Steven, we know what these are.”
“We do?”
“Remember movie two? And five, too, remember?”
“I don’t…” Suddenly, looking at the things, Steven said, “House elves.”
“Exactly!”
“But we don’t have house elves at Hogwarts. What you doing here?” he asked the elves.
They shuffled around a little, and the one holding the mop said, “Please, sirs, we is here to be cleaning.”
“We’ll get out of your way,” David said, heading to the exit. Once out of the Great Hall, doors shut, he said, “Those things are odd. No wonder we cut them.”
After standing around for a few minutes, Steven asked, “So, what do we do?”
“We may as well explore a bit,” David reasoned.
They made their way up the staircase, but before getting any further, two students ran past. One of them had radish earrings.
“Luna!” David said, before he could stop himself.
The students stopped just short of the door.
“Yes?” Luna said, looking up the stairs at the two men.
“Who are you,” her companion asked.
“Who are you?” Steven and David replied, for they didn’t recognise him.
“You don’t look like you belong here,” the boy said.
“We’re visiting,” David said quickly. Luna seemed to accept this, though her friend didn’t.
“Visiting who?”
“Eh… Professor…” Steven looked at his book. “Professor Slughorn.”
“They look alright to me, Neville,” Luna said.
“Neville?” Steven and David said together. “Longbottom?”
Neville’s look became more suspicious.
“But you don’t have -”
David shushed Steven, and grabbed his arm, leading him down a hall.
“Stupefy!” they heard, and then recalled nothing.
Chapter: 1
Genre: General, AU
Ships: Will contain David Heyman/Steven Kloves in later chapters.
Rating: PG
Summary: David and Steven are transported to Hogwarts.
Author's Notes: I know I posted a "chapter 1," but that really was a prologue to it. All chapters to this will be very short, not much more that 500 words each. This has a word count of less than 500, I think. I don' own these people, Jo owns the fictional characters, etc.
“This is incredible,” David muttered, running his hand across the wood of the Ravenclaw table.
“This is impossible,” Steven corrected. He followed David up to the high table. As David fingered the candle holders, Steven glanced around. He felt like someone was watching them.
“You realise where we must be, David,” Steven continued. “David?”
David wasn’t listening, he had hurried around the table and was now examining the Headmaster’s chair. “Incredible.”
“David! You can’t seriously think we’re actually in a place that doesn’t exist!”
“Steven, it’s all here! We’re at -”
“Don’t say it!”
“We’re at Hogwarts, Steve!”
“Yes, but we’re not.” Steven walked back down the hall to the doors the had come through, picking up his book when he reached the double-doors. “Let’s go.”
He heaved open the door, but instead of a bustling street, he found an empty corridor. Glancing behind him at David, still engrossed in the Great Hall, he stepped out into the Entrance Hall. Hesitantly, Steven made his way to the stairs. He was about to begin his climb when he heard David in the other room.
“Steven! Come here!”
Steven hurried back to the Great Hall to find David pointing at three little creatures next to the High Table.
“What are they?”
The three creatures turned to look at Steven. He saw one of them carried a tiny mop and bucket.
“I don’t - oh, wait a minute… Steven, we know what these are.”
“We do?”
“Remember movie two? And five, too, remember?”
“I don’t…” Suddenly, looking at the things, Steven said, “House elves.”
“Exactly!”
“But we don’t have house elves at Hogwarts. What you doing here?” he asked the elves.
They shuffled around a little, and the one holding the mop said, “Please, sirs, we is here to be cleaning.”
“We’ll get out of your way,” David said, heading to the exit. Once out of the Great Hall, doors shut, he said, “Those things are odd. No wonder we cut them.”
After standing around for a few minutes, Steven asked, “So, what do we do?”
“We may as well explore a bit,” David reasoned.
They made their way up the staircase, but before getting any further, two students ran past. One of them had radish earrings.
“Luna!” David said, before he could stop himself.
The students stopped just short of the door.
“Yes?” Luna said, looking up the stairs at the two men.
“Who are you,” her companion asked.
“Who are you?” Steven and David replied, for they didn’t recognise him.
“You don’t look like you belong here,” the boy said.
“We’re visiting,” David said quickly. Luna seemed to accept this, though her friend didn’t.
“Visiting who?”
“Eh… Professor…” Steven looked at his book. “Professor Slughorn.”
“They look alright to me, Neville,” Luna said.
“Neville?” Steven and David said together. “Longbottom?”
Neville’s look became more suspicious.
“But you don’t have -”
David shushed Steven, and grabbed his arm, leading him down a hall.
“Stupefy!” they heard, and then recalled nothing.