Translations: Alice Nine Channel Feb 22 (Part III/IV)
3rd part!
~34:11 - ~48:53
Sh: Alright. I'm nervous. Throwing it!
T: Please throw the dice
Sh: Ok
T: What comes up? … Oh!! This is the worst one lol. This was the one topic I didn't want to get.
Sh: Memories in Nerimaku.
T: Memories in Nerimake…actually has anyone even been there?
Sa: I see. Because Toshimaen is in the region. [An amusement park]
Sh: Ah that's a hint.
T: string of mother fucker
Sh: What is that lol?
T: I don't know
Sh: Something happened…Okay. Memories in Nerimaku…From my hometown's train station to nerimaku, there is a bus that takes us there.
Sh: Right. So, I'll take that bus with a friend of mine from junior and middle school to Toshimaen.
T: Ohhh. Toshimaen…I don't think i've even been there.
Sh: I've been there only around 2 or 3 times. But the pool there was huge, so we went there often.
T: I don't think i have any memories of Toshimaen.
Sa: I've never been to Toshimaen.
Sh: The amazing thing about Toshimaen is the jet coasters there are so 'un-scary' that it's meaningless to even ride them.
T: That is bad lol.
Sh: Yea. Makes you wonder why it's even made when it is at that kind of speeds. I don't know about now, but when i was a child it was like that. It felt like it only went straight. It didn't really drop much. I wonder how it's like now. It seemed to be made for kids.
T: Ah it's made for kids.
Sh: Yes.
Sa: By the way, Shou-san do you like roller coasters?
Sh: I can't ride them.
Sa: You can't.
Sh: I couldn't ride them so I went there [Toshimaen] to practice.
T: The image of Shou-kun practicing riding the roller coasters is a little…lol
Sh: But that time in junior school, if I say something like I'm too scared to ride the roller coasters, others will say "Are you chickening out?"
T+Sa: You're right! There are such people!
Sh: Or "Are you some coward?" These kind of friends... [Shou used a rather old slang, Shabazo = shabai kouzo abbreviation, used in anime/manga Be-bop high school]
T: At this time and age, no one says "Shabazo" anymore lol
Sh: Oh no one says it now?
T: It's not Be-bop High School's generation anymore.
Sa: Exactly lol.
Sh: My friends are all like that lol. They'll be like, 'Just ride it!" So i practiced riding it there, but it didn't work out.
T: It won't work. The older you get, the more scared you become.
Sh: And even if you practiced riding at Toshimaen, you still won't be able to ride the Space Mountain.
Staff: So you don't ride those kinds?
Sh: I don't. It's scary. I don't understand. Why will you pay so much to get yourself scared?
Sa: Ah, it's a Dou-M thing.
Sh: I don't think myself as Dou-M.
Sa: you're right
Sh: We are paying for rides that stir up fears in us, in accordance to the wishes of their creators.
Sa: It's the same with the Ferris Wheel. The Ferris Wheel is scary too [really?!!]
Sh: Yes, the Ferris wheel.
Sa: The Ferris wheel is scary!
Sa: And it's expensive…
Sh: The Ferris Wheel…squeaks for some reason.
Sa: It does, from that high of a ground.
T: I have a fear of heights so I kind of understand what you mean.
Staff: In other words, you can't ride the Ferris Wheel?
T: If I can avoid it I will.
Sh: Even if you managed to ride it, it won't turn out well.
Sa: Yeah
Sh: Why will you ride it?
Sa: For instance if I have a date with another woman, I'll rather tell her, "I'll catch you at the bottom!" than take the ride. [not too sure]
Sh: That might be better
T: Yeah. That might be best.
Sh: Nerimaku…though unfortunately, i only have memories for Toshimaen. But those memories are pretty vivid so…maybe it's alright?
T: Alright, let's hear the results!
Sh: Please. Oh! Thank goodness.
T: It was a proper Nerima talk after all
Sa: It is.
T: It was a good talk about Toshimaen in Nerima.
Sh: It's a good thing I had memories of Toshimaen.
T: Seat change! Doing this 2 or 3 times is going to be tough…
T: The first is still like this…eh? We will be heading into commercials for now…not
T: eh…that's quick! (reads) Alright, let's change the dice! For a normal budgeted program, a new dice will be used for new topics. Here, of course we only have 1 single dice! So we will instead be changing the tapes on the dice~!
Sh: They are changing the tapes lol
Sa: They're working on it lol
T: Seriously, those kinds of dice shouldn't be that expensive right?! One just about 500 yen? [Around $5 USD]
Staff: It's 3000yen.
T: No way!
Sh: It costs 3000 yen?
T: That's a shock. It's unexpectedly expensive. Also they are probably putting extra care against these noni drinks, that's why the tapes.
Sh: (skipped)
T: Also to add to the discomfort, we are going to make the chair the talker is sitting on, a little more unbalanced lol.
Sa: What does that mean lol.
T: It will get a little unbalanced.
Sh: Strong sense of life there. [not too sure] Why magazines though lol
T: Why magazines…Besides it being difficult to sit on, it's made way too high!
Sh: THat's weird
Sa: This is weird
T: They are testing if we can still talk like this
Sa: What is this…
Sh: Unbalanced condition
T: Let's see. Are we ready? Alright the dice. Let's see the dice. The dice this time: lol this is difficult. Let's take a look.
T: 1) Who are you? I don't even understand the point. Next, maybe Saga-san will be good at this... 2) The mountains, the seal(s) and I.
Sa: That is unreasonable!!! lol
Sh: That's some punchline in there.
Sa: Seals…There's no way the two will be connected.
T: Then, this is a little difficult to read but: 3) The story where I didn't cry during graduation and hence judged as a "cold person".
Sh: If we did cry we have nothing to talk about
T: Well there's still more Saga-san. I think you're waiting for this: 4) Fail story on a carp. I might want to hear this.
Sh: A continuation.
Sa: This is already too hard.
T: And next 5) Go to hell, aromatherapy
Sh: This is awful.
T: Last, 6) An unforgettable story on Suzuki-san. True, it is the top 1 or 2 family name in the country.
Sh: It can be certain there is such a person.
T: Definitely. So, Saga-san.
Sh: "It's me" it said lol. There is a suzuki-san here. What shall we have here?
Sa: Oh crap!
T: Ah! This…I guess i'll say you missed your shot here.
Sh: This is difficult…
T: That's for sure.
Sa: The mountains, the seals and I. This is impossible…
T: We are heading to a difficult topic.
Sa: First of all, what is 'ottosei'…
T: Ottosei isn't the one in the snowy areas?
Sa: What is an ottosei in the first place?
Sh: Ottosei is the kind that does the ball tricks like this, isn't it?
Sa: Ah that
T: That is an 'ottosei?'
Sh: No? Is that 'Azarashi instead?
[I'm getting a little confused myself so here are pictures lol.
Ottosei = fur seal
http://dhukarekkusu.up.n.seesaa.net/dhukarekkusu/image/img_2152.jpg?d=a0
Azarashi = True seal (?)
http://pds2.exblog.jp/pds/1/200907/18/52/e0080452_1851674.jpg]
T: Oh crap..
Sh: The fur seal also does it [the ball tricks]
Sa: In the first place, I don't even go to the mountains. In general. Seals…
Sa: Ah, during a photoshoot with Alice Nine, we went to an aquarium…Was there a seal at that time…Oh is that a dolphin instead?
T: That was a dolphin that time…
Sa: If this topic is on a dophin i can talk about something…I was supposed to be shaking hands with the dolphin…
Sa: The dolphin was in this form, and came out of the water like this. "Please shake hands with me!!!" "Quickly shake my hands!!" It seemed to say lol
Sa: It was jiggling and flapping like this…If you watch it from far, you might think, "Ah that's a cute dolphin, coming out of the water like that…" From my viewpoint, the dolphin was flapping, like it was forced to do it, saying "Quickly!"
Sa: And I'm going "okay okay!" and took its flipper. and thought they are pretty pitiful.
Sh: You were thinking about the feelings of the dolphins lol
Sa: It's nothing related to seals though…Seals…
T: But it was a good talk. Let's hear the results!
T: I guess because it was interesting.
Sh: IT's interesting so it's okay.
T: Saga's movements were interesting.
Sa: Ah that's good that's good
Sh: An unexpected scene of Saga-san's dolphin imitations, you don't get to see that often.
Sa: It was a close call.
T: Alright, here I go! What could it be? Ah, just don't give me the mountains one….ahhhhhh!
Sh: Tora, you said too much.
T: This is the worst…
(skipped a few stuff)
T: Firstly…sit here right? It's really hard to sit on…So, the mountains, the seal and I? That's right?
T: Alice Nine…once went to the aquarium…
Sa+Sh: Yeah we did.
T: At that time, there's this dolphin like this, and went "TUUUU!" "Shake hands with me!" x2 [i can't…I just can't translate this scene without ROFLMAO every second…]
T: It's doing that and I felt that it's been tough on the dolphin. That's what i thought honestly. And that's the end of it…lol
Sh: That is all?
T: That's all. I only have this much content…Let's hear…the results.
Sa: i wonder how…
Sh: Is it okay?
T: YESS!
Staff: There won't be a 3rd time.
T: The third time…This is really scary…I'm really super embarrassed right now. Okay seat change!
T: I'm really embarrassed.
Sa: This topic is indeed difficult…
Sh: It's my turn now. They said, there won't be a 3rd time. But if it comes out 3 times, you two have already used the same contents.
T: That will be bad.
Sa: The chances of that is small
T: So what will come up.
Sh: What will come. Here i go.
T: Though i do want to hear a little stuff about the mountains.
Sh: No way!! No way!!
T: This has to be a joke.
Sh: The mountains, the seal and I.
T: I will want to hear the mountains part.
Sa: The probability is unexpected.
Sh: This is bad…
T: That chair is pretty difficult to sit on.
Sh: It certainly is. Eh…isn't this impossible?
T: Maybe there is something where you least expect it.
Sa: Alice Nine and the mountains…
Sh: Well for the mountains…For the shooting of our PV Yuri ha aoku saite, we went to the snowy mountains.
Sh: We went to the snowy mountains, and Saga-san was in one layer of clothing and freezing. I only have that kind of memories of the mountains.
Sh: We we got to the mountains, it started snowing. But we didn't have studless winter tires and so ended up stuck there when the car stopped. So we all went out in a single layer of clothing, I was in shorts. Yeah, it was shorts that time.
Sh: Shorts, and also on the shoulders…or rather there was nothing on my arms. What do you call that? Costume? We shot the PV under such conditions in the mountains.
T: Yeah.
Sh: I really only remember things about the mountains up to this point…but the PV for Yuri ha aoku saite made was pretty visual kei-ish.
Sh: My younger brother got married pretty early. During that time, I wasn't able to go to his wedding ceremony as I was on tour. With the help of friends, I got the PV for Yuri to be played during his wedding ceremony.
Sh: the result was that…his number of his friends decreased…
T: What did we do
Sa: Why?
Sh: I'm thinking because his older brother was in shorts…I'm guessing his friends will drift away. I was reflecting on myself at that time. I thought, this can't go on.
Sh: However, the cosplay girls who cosplayed the me back then are cute. But then the friends he had decreased. I can only talk this much about the mountains. i put in quite a lot of effort trying to do this…
T: It was a good talk.
Sh: I don't know much about seals…but they are probably the same kind of creature as Nao-san I believe. I don't really know it myself but I'm thinking that's it.
T: But they are roughly the same.
Sh: Right, about the same, like this. An animal that is like Nao-san.
T: Alright, let's hear the results!
Sh: I was really worried about it. [not too sure]
T: It was interesting. Ok, let's change seats!
T: They've been doing weird stuff earlier on…It's warm here.
(to be continued)
~34:11 - ~48:53
Sh: Alright. I'm nervous. Throwing it!
T: Please throw the dice
Sh: Ok
T: What comes up? … Oh!! This is the worst one lol. This was the one topic I didn't want to get.
Sh: Memories in Nerimaku.
T: Memories in Nerimake…actually has anyone even been there?
Sa: I see. Because Toshimaen is in the region. [An amusement park]
Sh: Ah that's a hint.
T: string of mother fucker
Sh: What is that lol?
T: I don't know
Sh: Something happened…Okay. Memories in Nerimaku…From my hometown's train station to nerimaku, there is a bus that takes us there.
Sh: Right. So, I'll take that bus with a friend of mine from junior and middle school to Toshimaen.
T: Ohhh. Toshimaen…I don't think i've even been there.
Sh: I've been there only around 2 or 3 times. But the pool there was huge, so we went there often.
T: I don't think i have any memories of Toshimaen.
Sa: I've never been to Toshimaen.
Sh: The amazing thing about Toshimaen is the jet coasters there are so 'un-scary' that it's meaningless to even ride them.
T: That is bad lol.
Sh: Yea. Makes you wonder why it's even made when it is at that kind of speeds. I don't know about now, but when i was a child it was like that. It felt like it only went straight. It didn't really drop much. I wonder how it's like now. It seemed to be made for kids.
T: Ah it's made for kids.
Sh: Yes.
Sa: By the way, Shou-san do you like roller coasters?
Sh: I can't ride them.
Sa: You can't.
Sh: I couldn't ride them so I went there [Toshimaen] to practice.
T: The image of Shou-kun practicing riding the roller coasters is a little…lol
Sh: But that time in junior school, if I say something like I'm too scared to ride the roller coasters, others will say "Are you chickening out?"
T+Sa: You're right! There are such people!
Sh: Or "Are you some coward?" These kind of friends... [Shou used a rather old slang, Shabazo = shabai kouzo abbreviation, used in anime/manga Be-bop high school]
T: At this time and age, no one says "Shabazo" anymore lol
Sh: Oh no one says it now?
T: It's not Be-bop High School's generation anymore.
Sa: Exactly lol.
Sh: My friends are all like that lol. They'll be like, 'Just ride it!" So i practiced riding it there, but it didn't work out.
T: It won't work. The older you get, the more scared you become.
Sh: And even if you practiced riding at Toshimaen, you still won't be able to ride the Space Mountain.
Staff: So you don't ride those kinds?
Sh: I don't. It's scary. I don't understand. Why will you pay so much to get yourself scared?
Sa: Ah, it's a Dou-M thing.
Sh: I don't think myself as Dou-M.
Sa: you're right
Sh: We are paying for rides that stir up fears in us, in accordance to the wishes of their creators.
Sa: It's the same with the Ferris Wheel. The Ferris Wheel is scary too [really?!!]
Sh: Yes, the Ferris wheel.
Sa: The Ferris wheel is scary!
Sa: And it's expensive…
Sh: The Ferris Wheel…squeaks for some reason.
Sa: It does, from that high of a ground.
T: I have a fear of heights so I kind of understand what you mean.
Staff: In other words, you can't ride the Ferris Wheel?
T: If I can avoid it I will.
Sh: Even if you managed to ride it, it won't turn out well.
Sa: Yeah
Sh: Why will you ride it?
Sa: For instance if I have a date with another woman, I'll rather tell her, "I'll catch you at the bottom!" than take the ride. [not too sure]
Sh: That might be better
T: Yeah. That might be best.
Sh: Nerimaku…though unfortunately, i only have memories for Toshimaen. But those memories are pretty vivid so…maybe it's alright?
T: Alright, let's hear the results!
Sh: Please. Oh! Thank goodness.
T: It was a proper Nerima talk after all
Sa: It is.
T: It was a good talk about Toshimaen in Nerima.
Sh: It's a good thing I had memories of Toshimaen.
T: Seat change! Doing this 2 or 3 times is going to be tough…
T: The first is still like this…eh? We will be heading into commercials for now…not
T: eh…that's quick! (reads) Alright, let's change the dice! For a normal budgeted program, a new dice will be used for new topics. Here, of course we only have 1 single dice! So we will instead be changing the tapes on the dice~!
Sh: They are changing the tapes lol
Sa: They're working on it lol
T: Seriously, those kinds of dice shouldn't be that expensive right?! One just about 500 yen? [Around $5 USD]
Staff: It's 3000yen.
T: No way!
Sh: It costs 3000 yen?
T: That's a shock. It's unexpectedly expensive. Also they are probably putting extra care against these noni drinks, that's why the tapes.
Sh: (skipped)
T: Also to add to the discomfort, we are going to make the chair the talker is sitting on, a little more unbalanced lol.
Sa: What does that mean lol.
T: It will get a little unbalanced.
Sh: Strong sense of life there. [not too sure] Why magazines though lol
T: Why magazines…Besides it being difficult to sit on, it's made way too high!
Sh: THat's weird
Sa: This is weird
T: They are testing if we can still talk like this
Sa: What is this…
Sh: Unbalanced condition
T: Let's see. Are we ready? Alright the dice. Let's see the dice. The dice this time: lol this is difficult. Let's take a look.
T: 1) Who are you? I don't even understand the point. Next, maybe Saga-san will be good at this... 2) The mountains, the seal(s) and I.
Sa: That is unreasonable!!! lol
Sh: That's some punchline in there.
Sa: Seals…There's no way the two will be connected.
T: Then, this is a little difficult to read but: 3) The story where I didn't cry during graduation and hence judged as a "cold person".
Sh: If we did cry we have nothing to talk about
T: Well there's still more Saga-san. I think you're waiting for this: 4) Fail story on a carp. I might want to hear this.
Sh: A continuation.
Sa: This is already too hard.
T: And next 5) Go to hell, aromatherapy
Sh: This is awful.
T: Last, 6) An unforgettable story on Suzuki-san. True, it is the top 1 or 2 family name in the country.
Sh: It can be certain there is such a person.
T: Definitely. So, Saga-san.
Sh: "It's me" it said lol. There is a suzuki-san here. What shall we have here?
Sa: Oh crap!
T: Ah! This…I guess i'll say you missed your shot here.
Sh: This is difficult…
T: That's for sure.
Sa: The mountains, the seals and I. This is impossible…
T: We are heading to a difficult topic.
Sa: First of all, what is 'ottosei'…
T: Ottosei isn't the one in the snowy areas?
Sa: What is an ottosei in the first place?
Sh: Ottosei is the kind that does the ball tricks like this, isn't it?
Sa: Ah that
T: That is an 'ottosei?'
Sh: No? Is that 'Azarashi instead?
[I'm getting a little confused myself so here are pictures lol.
Ottosei = fur seal
http://dhukarekkusu.up.n.seesaa.net/dhukarekkusu/image/img_2152.jpg?d=a0
Azarashi = True seal (?)
http://pds2.exblog.jp/pds/1/200907/18/52/e0080452_1851674.jpg]
![http://pds2.exblog.jp/pds/1/200907/18/52/e0080452_1851674.jpg]](http://pds2.exblog.jp/pds/1/200907/18/52/e0080452_1851674.jpg]){kind=link}
T: Oh crap..
Sh: The fur seal also does it [the ball tricks]
Sa: In the first place, I don't even go to the mountains. In general. Seals…
Sa: Ah, during a photoshoot with Alice Nine, we went to an aquarium…Was there a seal at that time…Oh is that a dolphin instead?
T: That was a dolphin that time…
Sa: If this topic is on a dophin i can talk about something…I was supposed to be shaking hands with the dolphin…
Sa: The dolphin was in this form, and came out of the water like this. "Please shake hands with me!!!" "Quickly shake my hands!!" It seemed to say lol
Sa: It was jiggling and flapping like this…If you watch it from far, you might think, "Ah that's a cute dolphin, coming out of the water like that…" From my viewpoint, the dolphin was flapping, like it was forced to do it, saying "Quickly!"
Sa: And I'm going "okay okay!" and took its flipper. and thought they are pretty pitiful.
Sh: You were thinking about the feelings of the dolphins lol
Sa: It's nothing related to seals though…Seals…
T: But it was a good talk. Let's hear the results!
T: I guess because it was interesting.
Sh: IT's interesting so it's okay.
T: Saga's movements were interesting.
Sa: Ah that's good that's good
Sh: An unexpected scene of Saga-san's dolphin imitations, you don't get to see that often.
Sa: It was a close call.
T: Alright, here I go! What could it be? Ah, just don't give me the mountains one….ahhhhhh!
Sh: Tora, you said too much.
T: This is the worst…
(skipped a few stuff)
T: Firstly…sit here right? It's really hard to sit on…So, the mountains, the seal and I? That's right?
T: Alice Nine…once went to the aquarium…
Sa+Sh: Yeah we did.
T: At that time, there's this dolphin like this, and went "TUUUU!" "Shake hands with me!" x2 [i can't…I just can't translate this scene without ROFLMAO every second…]
T: It's doing that and I felt that it's been tough on the dolphin. That's what i thought honestly. And that's the end of it…lol
Sh: That is all?
T: That's all. I only have this much content…Let's hear…the results.
Sa: i wonder how…
Sh: Is it okay?
T: YESS!
Staff: There won't be a 3rd time.
T: The third time…This is really scary…I'm really super embarrassed right now. Okay seat change!
T: I'm really embarrassed.
Sa: This topic is indeed difficult…
Sh: It's my turn now. They said, there won't be a 3rd time. But if it comes out 3 times, you two have already used the same contents.
T: That will be bad.
Sa: The chances of that is small
T: So what will come up.
Sh: What will come. Here i go.
T: Though i do want to hear a little stuff about the mountains.
Sh: No way!! No way!!
T: This has to be a joke.
Sh: The mountains, the seal and I.
T: I will want to hear the mountains part.
Sa: The probability is unexpected.
Sh: This is bad…
T: That chair is pretty difficult to sit on.
Sh: It certainly is. Eh…isn't this impossible?
T: Maybe there is something where you least expect it.
Sa: Alice Nine and the mountains…
Sh: Well for the mountains…For the shooting of our PV Yuri ha aoku saite, we went to the snowy mountains.
Sh: We went to the snowy mountains, and Saga-san was in one layer of clothing and freezing. I only have that kind of memories of the mountains.
Sh: We we got to the mountains, it started snowing. But we didn't have studless winter tires and so ended up stuck there when the car stopped. So we all went out in a single layer of clothing, I was in shorts. Yeah, it was shorts that time.
Sh: Shorts, and also on the shoulders…or rather there was nothing on my arms. What do you call that? Costume? We shot the PV under such conditions in the mountains.
T: Yeah.
Sh: I really only remember things about the mountains up to this point…but the PV for Yuri ha aoku saite made was pretty visual kei-ish.
Sh: My younger brother got married pretty early. During that time, I wasn't able to go to his wedding ceremony as I was on tour. With the help of friends, I got the PV for Yuri to be played during his wedding ceremony.
Sh: the result was that…his number of his friends decreased…
T: What did we do
Sa: Why?
Sh: I'm thinking because his older brother was in shorts…I'm guessing his friends will drift away. I was reflecting on myself at that time. I thought, this can't go on.
Sh: However, the cosplay girls who cosplayed the me back then are cute. But then the friends he had decreased. I can only talk this much about the mountains. i put in quite a lot of effort trying to do this…
T: It was a good talk.
Sh: I don't know much about seals…but they are probably the same kind of creature as Nao-san I believe. I don't really know it myself but I'm thinking that's it.
T: But they are roughly the same.
Sh: Right, about the same, like this. An animal that is like Nao-san.
T: Alright, let's hear the results!
Sh: I was really worried about it. [not too sure]
T: It was interesting. Ok, let's change seats!
T: They've been doing weird stuff earlier on…It's warm here.
(to be continued)