Translations: Alice Nine Channel Feb 22 Part IV/IV

Jul 08, 2014 22:16

FINALLY....orz Wanted to finish this before I headed out for a 1 week long event but...

Anyway, here's the last part....So behind Dx Haven't watched the latest stuff either lol

Alice Nine Channel Feb 22 Part IV/IV

48:29 - end

T: Well, the pranks are just getting started here i guess.

T: (read) We shall change the dice again. Again, in order to increase the 'discomfort' of this program, the staff shall be playing various meaningless pranks while you are talking~!

Sa: What?

T: (read) Well then, let's start.

T: Okay. Are you done pasting? That's fast. I'm always feeling nervous about these (topics).

T: First, this: 1) Hot pot again?

Sh: Why? Who? lol.

T: Next, 2) Finally…that guy got angry!

Sa: Who?

T: This one's easier: 3) A near-death experience.

T: 4) Water. Land. Sky. Infinity. I don't understand...

Sh: It's 19-san's song [pronounced as Juu-kuu-san]. Even so…

T: I wonder what this means…5) The treacherous street corner.

Sh: Oh…something that Hiroto-san might say.

T: A little like what can come from Hiroto-san.

T: Then this 6) The bone fracture I'm proud of. I think that's about it? That's all. That's all Saga-san.

Sa: Okay i'm starting.

T: I wonder what will come up. This might be difficult.

T: The bone fracture I'm proud of.

Sa: Here! bone fracture i'm proud of. This…

T: You might have such a story.

Sa: There's that… Well i often get my heart broken though…Hmm, this is actually a touching story.

T: Oh, a touching story. I'm totally okay with it.

Sa: I did youth baseball before, in junior school. I was a pitcher then. I was a lefty…lol. I was a left-handed pitcher. I practiced pitching a lot, in fact practiced so much that I ended up with a baseball elbow, where this part of the bone came protruding out, the elbow bone.

Sa: Despite that, the coach told me, you're the only one. And so I pitched, in spite of the intense pain. At that point it was a good match, but the batter from the opposite team hit the ball and the ball landed right on my elbow.

Sa: I think my arm broke at that point, but I still continued pitching after that. Because I believed I'm the only one who can do this. After that, I went to the hospital…

T: I can't take this seriously….

Sa: There was a crack in my elbow bone.

T: A crack.

Sa: Even with a crack, I still continued pitching. I thought the me back then was pretty cool.

T: It is amazing, but the soap from the bubbles are flying over here.

Sa: I'm getting wet. That's all I have.

T: I see.

Sh: I do think you had a good story there but I didn't catch much of it.

T: I didn't hear much of it either. Okay Saga-san, let's hear your results!

T: Oh, but they are kind today.

Sh: it was a good talk.

T: Another seat change.

Sh: The bubble soap landed all over here though lol

T:… Ah just my luck!

Sa: But you probably have a story

T: The treacherous street corner! There is no such thing!

Sh: This might be the worst topic for Tora

Sa: Tora-san's keyword is… treachery?

Sh: Street corner?

T: The treacherous street corner…I wonder what…I really should have thought this through a little more…

Sa: This is hard.

T: Ah then…in the past…Seriously what is going on?!

T: In the past…in the corner of the street there was a pachinko place that said, "lucky day today" and I ended up losing. [the 熱い word used  here basically means high chance of winning]

T: I felt scammed…honestly.

Sh: You felt scammed by the corner.

T: I thought that was a treacherous street corner.

Sh: the pachinko was not in luck state at all.

T: It wasn't

Sh: Isee.

T: That happened. Things are starting to get scary here. Look there, they said that was a vague talk! But i'm like that!

T: I mean street corners…what is considered a street corner anyway.

[uragiri can mean a few things i guess, but generally along the lines of betrayal, scamming, conned, backstabbed, etc]

Sa: Have you ever been betrayed/scammed before outside?

T: Outside? I wonder…I don't think so…I really can't think at all with all these. Aren't I getting the worst of these pranks? I'm getting too much of these.

Sh: This is weird.

T: This is defined as treacherous. This is betrayal!

Sa: You look great

Sh: Doesn't make sense.

T: (skipped)

Sh: This is weird.

T: Look at this the two of you, thanks to these treachery, I became like this!

Sh: You were betrayed! This is the treacherous street corner!

T: This is…! Let's hear the results!

Sh: This was aptly expressed.

T: Yes! Thank you.

Sa: So long it's interesting.

Sh: Please stop that.

T: The topics are more difficult this time.

Sh: Yeah, plus they don't make sense. Alright I'm throwing it.

T: Oh, Shou-san might have a story for this.

Sh: Hot pot again?

T: I'm sure you have something for this.

Sh: Well, yes. but it might end fast.

T: Still we want to hear.

Sh: Hot pot today again? Recently I've been having hot pot.

Sa: So lame. [the pranks]

Sh: These pranks are lame…

T: It will be difficult to talk among these

Sh: Yes i need some mental strength for this. What? What's going on.

T: Let's talk about hot pot

Sh: Right, about hot pot.

Sa: Hot pot again today?

Sh: That's right. Be calm, be normal.

T: The ability to see nothing.

Sh: For hot pot, I use cabbage, pork and weipa [kind of sauce]

T+Sa: weipa?

Sh: It's a chinese soup base, kind of like that from ajinomoto [food company]. It's a chinese dashi. The flavoring…what is this…

Sh: (skipped a line) If you use it [weipa] to cook fried rice, it's really tasty, but…why are you blowing the bubbles here! Why you blowing it here!

T: Our demon king is slowly awakening here.

Sh: It's scary…the bubbles.

T: That's right. So we might have hot pot again today.

Sh: right we might have hot pot again today…I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm simply saying chinese dashi can be delicious. that's all

T: I see. this feels bad doesn't it.

Sh: This is difficult. I'm kinda of peeking at what these people are busy working away here.

T: They are pretty serious in the work but…

Sh: What's up….This…

T: Then shall we move on the results? Let us hear it!

T: Yes, you did talk about something on hot pots.

Sa: Everyone is getting the okay.

Sh: This is scary.

T: Shall we end with Saga's story today?

Sa: If i get the same it will be tough.

T: With the remaining time, let's hear a final story from Saga!

Sa: Alright! Here it comes!

T: A near-death experience. Is that okay? Since it's the last you can choose.

Sa: A near-death experience!

Sh: You have them I presume

Sa: I have many. I have many such experiences…for instance in 5th grade, during culinary class, I was using the kitchen knife. I mean for cooking. Since I was a still a kid then, I love knives. Just when I was using it, I accidentally let the knife slip out of my hand.

Sa: The knife turned 180 midair and came right down, and dropped right past between my legs. I think that was a near-death experience. That's my first.

T: Your first. How about your second?

Sa: For my second…I was forced to confess to a girl I didn't even like. A prank of the seniors. Around 2nd year of middle school. They said "Go confess to that girl!" And I had no choice.

Sa: And for some reason, she said okay. And we ended up dating. But it turns out that she is the girlfriend of an extremely scary senior whom no one dares to confront. He was like "HEY!"

Sh: Ah that was the story.

Sa: "Aren't you backdooring me!" I was called out and thought I was gonna die…

Sh: Ah, you might have died…

Sa: It was a dangerous moment. I was set up by the seniors…

T: Is that all?

Sa: That's all.

T: Alright, let's hear the results! Okay! Congratulations.

Sh: Then again, we have been getting pranked here and there already.

T: Absolutely.

Sa: That looks like a scarf. Doesn't look out of place at all…

Sh: The staff gave it to me…

T: Alright let's see the Gokigen…gokigen what again?

T: Okay, the Gokigenyou MVP. Okay, please vote for the MVP for this! Well there's only one MVP i believe.

Sa: But it has been fun.

T: Yeah…but I'm super embarrassed doing that dolphin imitation from Saga-kun….

Sa: You haven't reached my level yet. Of embarrassment-immunity.

T: The results are out. Let's see who is the first. Okay, it's Saga-san!!

Sa: Thank you.

T+Sh: It was good. I guess with shisho around things will go well. We get to start on time. Without Nao-san…

Sa: If Nao-san isn't here, everything will go smoothly.

T: That's right, if Nao-san isn't here, everything will go as planned.

T: Anyway, this is the end! Recently the 1 hour passes by pretty quickly

Sh: It had been fun.

T: Oh, we will be appearing in Music Dragon

Sh: Is it okay to do these announcements?

T: Music dragon, on Nippon TV. it will start form 12:58 am, on 28th feb.

Sh: It's been a while since we appeared on TV.

T: That's right. The talk skills here will not be used at all.

Sh: We are only doing a studio live.

T: Right…but we will be doing the new song so please check it out.

T: [info]

alice nine channel, shou, tora, translations, saga, internet, 2014, nico nico

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