he is absolutely this stupid, yes |D

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[Well, after the last baking fiasco, no self-preserving human being would ever consider letting Red go near an oven again. Or any other kitchen appliance.

Which is all well and good, of course, but aquaboss seems to have taken it one step further. In fact, he’s gone and childproofed Red’s entire house. And now Red can’t open or use anything until he

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[wishtobebetter]

[ Green certainly wasn't expecting to come across Red shouting on the beach. In fact, he was still getting used to seeing Red talk so much. ]

You looking for this "Archie" dude?

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Green? [Red's face brightens a bit.] Yeah, have you seen him?

[wishtobebetter]

Don't think so. I don't think I've even met "Archie".

What does he look like?

[leaguechallenge]

Like a pirate! [blah blah dude in a bandanna with Team Aqua clothes]

[wishtobebetter]

A... pirate? [ What kind of friends does this guy have?? ]

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Yup! He's - [VERBAL DESCRIPTION GOES HERE.]

[wishtobebetter]

Nope, not seen him around. Sorry. [ But he has a feeling if Archie shows up, there will be no mistaking it's him. ]

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Aw...oh well. Thanks, though! If you see him, let me know?

[wishtobebetter]

Alright.

[ Anyway, it's been a while since he's seen Red, the DAY THAT SHALL NOT BE SPOKEN OF excluded. ]

How are you, anyway?

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I'm good! [But Greeeeeeen cuddling was nice we were just kind of EXTREMELY TAKEN ABACK.] Well, except I can't...really get to anything in my house right now...

[wishtobebetter]

[ NO NO NO DON'T SAY THAT C-WORD. ]

Oh yeah, you said Archie did something to your house. [ Green is curious. ]

What happened?

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I can't - I can't open anything! He put a bunch of locks up or something!

[Specifically, childproof locks.]

[wishtobebetter]

...ouch. Did you try breaking things open?

[ since that is obviously the best cause of action. ]

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My pokémon...aren't really good at that. [They're better at BIG, FIERY EXPLOSIONS than small, manageable breaks.] And I couldn't when I tried.

[wishtobebetter]

Did you try yourself? [ Wait, Green. This Red is a different kind of trainer; he doesn't have enhanced strength. ]

Never mind, uh. Maybe you should prank him back.

[leaguechallenge]

Prank? ...You think that's why he did it?