violently inept

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[He’s got burn marks on his arms and face. His clothes are scorched. His gloves are in tatters.

No, Red hasn’t been fighting anyone. He isn’t in trouble.

Red has been baking.]

…Just what am I doing wrong…?

[That delicious plate of cookies he’s holding? Yeah, that’s definitely from the café. The ones Red made nearly burned his house down. Why

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Everything.

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[W-Where did you come from - ]

I-I just didn't know how, okay? Next time I'll do it fine!

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[Maybe he was just wandering around; maybe he's keeping his eye on you. Either way, he happened to be there!] Oh! You meant something in particular. I just thought it was a general question.

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H-Huh? [Joke targeted on radar, spotted in three, two...] ...Hey! Th-That's...

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Hm? Well? Finish your sentences. If you can't even bother to finish them, why should I listen?

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[More incoherent spluttering for a moment, then:] ...S-Stop talking to me like I'm stupid!

[...But you are stupid, Red.]

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Now without the stutter.

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I'm not stuttering...! [Red why do you even try at this point.]

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You did, you stuttered, I heard it. Do I make you nervous, or are you just that wimpy?

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I'm - I'm not wimpy!

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Stutter.

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So what? That's just how I talk!

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And it makes you seem really weak. It's embarrassing, really.

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[Level stare. That Green who was an Executive had said the same thing.] ...You can think whatever you want. I'm not weak.

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You can say whatever you want. You're pathetic.

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No I'm not!