violently inept

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[He’s got burn marks on his arms and face. His clothes are scorched. His gloves are in tatters.

No, Red hasn’t been fighting anyone. He isn’t in trouble.

Red has been baking.]

…Just what am I doing wrong…?

[That delicious plate of cookies he’s holding? Yeah, that’s definitely from the café. The ones Red made nearly burned his house down. Why

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because I need to start using him again

[windiamond]

[Have a dead-looking (and smelling) Dia staring at your disheveled state in worry. His Munchlax, however, will be going for those delishus treats you got.]

What happened to you?

\o/

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[Red smells you before he sees you, although he manages to stop himself before making a face. He'll hand a cookie to Munchlax without thinking, turning to look.]

I was just making cookies...are you all right?

[windiamond]

[Happy Lax is happy! Omnomnom.]

Oh, I'm fine. [And with the way he's holding himself, he seems to be alright, despite his appearance.] Did you turn up the oven or something when you were baking them? I did that once, and well... [And he laughs a little.] Both I and they came out much worse than what you have there. [Pointing to those cafe-bought cookies now, ha ha ha]

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[Well, he says he's fine, so...Red'll believe it. Although it does seem a bit off.]

Y-Yeah, I turned the oven on too high. And some other stuff.

[lightcatch]

[ . . .

Why were you even baking - ]

[leaguechallenge]

[S-Someone is staring at us.]

...Did you want one?

[lightcatch]

[She shakes her head furiously. Dawn isn't too hungry.]

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[Red looks from his plate of cookies, to himself, then back to Dawn.]

Um...These aren't the ones I made. Promise.

Have I met you before?

[learntocookred]

[LAUGHING

FOREVER]

[leaguechallenge]

S-Stop laughing! It's not that funny!

[Okay yeah it totally is BUT COME ON]

[learntocookred]

[Sorry but. Green is laughing harder. Go on, try to defend yourself more]

[leaguechallenge]

Greeeeeen...! [no fair] C'mon, knock it off...

[globalreach]

Everything.

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[W-Where did you come from - ]

I-I just didn't know how, okay? Next time I'll do it fine!

[globalreach]

[Maybe he was just wandering around; maybe he's keeping his eye on you. Either way, he happened to be there!] Oh! You meant something in particular. I just thought it was a general question.

[leaguechallenge]

H-Huh? [Joke targeted on radar, spotted in three, two...] ...Hey! Th-That's...

[typeless]

.... Your oven is likely turned too high.

[leaguechallenge]

Ithoughtitwouldhelpthembakefaster.

[typeless]

Directions are written the way they are for a reason.

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Directions? [He was just playing by ear. Not that it's any excuse for turning the oven all the way up.]