Mood Beams Will Put You In the Mood for...I'm Not Sure What, Exactly.
Cute, yet disturbingly spooky, these mood beams are battery-operated and change colours according to your mood. And by "mood", I mean that it's voice-activated. The point? Carefully-selected choice words and tone of voice will drive this little sucker crazy! Whisper sweet-nothings and watch as the mood beam changes from ravishing red to pukey purple. Go on an expletive-riddled haiku and laugh as the mood beam turns black and blue.
Apparently, the mood beam can also become your very own rave party colour display if you set it next to your PC speakers. I'd strongly advise that you don't set this thing next to your PC speakers when you're watching your porno, though. Unless you're into that sort of thing.