pocky_slash's sort-of Annual New Year's Rockinger* Eve!
* 200% more rocking than Ryan Seacret pretending to be Dick Clark.
Guys, only losers go to parties. WINNERS stay home and hang out on the internet.
Happy New Year's Eve, internet! If you are reading this, then you are invited to my awesome LJ New Year's Eve Party! For those of you who weren't present in years past, it's like a regular party, except on the internet, so you don't have to get out of your pajamas. Or talk. Or interact with other human beings. THESE ARE ALL PLUSES. Drunken debauchery will be in CAPSLOCK, not in the form of some dude you don't know leering at you and getting handsy. Basically, it is the best kind of party.
I know that people's presence on LJ has calmed in recent years, so I'm expecting this party to be a little more chill than in the past, BUT THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT? Right.
SO! Let's party! Comment! What are you drinking? What are you watching on teevee? Why do you think they insist on pairing Kathy Griffin, who is annoying, with Anderson Cooper, who hates New Year's Eve and is not annoying? What episode of The Twilight Zone are you watching? What are you eating? Who are you making out with? THESE ARE THINGS WE WANT TO KNOW.
Exchange recipes! Ficlets! Phone numbers! I don't care! Just, you know, party!
Or something.
Woooo?
Guys, only losers go to parties. WINNERS stay home and hang out on the internet.
Happy New Year's Eve, internet! If you are reading this, then you are invited to my awesome LJ New Year's Eve Party! For those of you who weren't present in years past, it's like a regular party, except on the internet, so you don't have to get out of your pajamas. Or talk. Or interact with other human beings. THESE ARE ALL PLUSES. Drunken debauchery will be in CAPSLOCK, not in the form of some dude you don't know leering at you and getting handsy. Basically, it is the best kind of party.
I know that people's presence on LJ has calmed in recent years, so I'm expecting this party to be a little more chill than in the past, BUT THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT? Right.
SO! Let's party! Comment! What are you drinking? What are you watching on teevee? Why do you think they insist on pairing Kathy Griffin, who is annoying, with Anderson Cooper, who hates New Year's Eve and is not annoying? What episode of The Twilight Zone are you watching? What are you eating? Who are you making out with? THESE ARE THINGS WE WANT TO KNOW.
Exchange recipes! Ficlets! Phone numbers! I don't care! Just, you know, party!
Or something.
Woooo?