Be thankful it's not Paula Nancy Milstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex.

Apr 06, 2009 21:01

Tomorrow, under the watchful guidance of apiphile, I shall probably be bringing you Dorothy Parker Poetry.

For now, I bring you the Third Worst poetry in the Universe.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop I implore thee,
my foonting turlingdromes.

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz (via Douglas Adams)

And now I have jobs to do, and must run away and do them before I get lynched.

plum x.

my latest obsession, o hai there upswing, (inter)national poetry month, books, headvoices, radiogeek, telly, never did get the hang of thursdays

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