Mommy sucks
Mommy locked me in the kitchen and left for the day with some scary man. I don't like him. He smells funny. It's not fair, she gets to go out and play while I get stuck in this house all day. Good thing she doesn't know I can get out of that stupid room when she's gone. Oh, I hear the ice cream man. Damn it, I need to learn how to open the door.