Mommy sucks

[plato_pootyhead]

Mommy locked me in the kitchen and left for the day with some scary man. I don't like him. He smells funny. It's not fair, she gets to go out and play while I get stuck in this house all day. Good thing she doesn't know I can get out of that stupid room when she's gone. Oh, I hear the ice cream man. Damn it, I need to learn how to open the door.

Comments

[sir_charles]

My mom left me and Ollie alone all night while she went out to "party." We tore the place up pretty good. That'll teach her. Do you tear things up when your mommy leaves too?

[radixx]

Has your mommy come back to feed you even, or is she still out with the funny smelling man?

[barkyou]

my Sparrow leeves me alla de time but nut husually wit fonny smelling men. she dont need to cos she smells fonny enuf herself espeshually wen she coms home from workin in de hamboolance an she blames de smel on de pashunts bot i no shees lying cos she stunk bee4 she leff to work.

some of de time she even blames me fer de stink an i juss jomp into de bafftub an wait an hope she wil foll in wit me.

she stinks bot good. i tink dat she needs to roll in sumptin to cover de stink up. i wunce foun a reel good an hi beever whoo wuz deder den a doorhale an i rolled an rolled an rolled sum more. den i foun a pile of sumpin or udder an i rolled in dat too an i smelled bedder den de qaween of henglands.

ok by,

Emma