lazy day
I'm so bored and it's so hot outside the pavement burns my paws. Mommy is all sorts of ploopy, she won't even throw the ball for me. I think she's gonna abandon me again, I overheard her talking to Grandma about taking care of me. Sure, I'll get to play with my brother Socrates, but I'll still miss mommy while she is gone. I don't like it when she leaves. I think next time she leaves me alone I'm gonna poop all over this house!!! And and and poop in her shoes! That'll teach her!