The Millipede Song
These lyrics were posted in a chat room I frequent. So this is a collaboration between me and ChyrfulHypocrit (that may not be a real name). It's a silly song and I think it would be good for a children's album.
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Goatmom (telling story about my nephew's Little League baseball skillz): ... and the other boys were razzing him. You know, because he's so good. He --

Goatie: Wait a tic... did you just say "razzing?"

Goatmom: Yeah, razzing.

Goatie: I've never heard you use that word before. That's a really old person word. You've just aged yourself, like, ( Read more... )

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Your results:
You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
80%
Geordi LaForge
75%
Jean-Luc Picard
65%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
45%
Spock
44%
Chekov
40%
Deanna Troi
40%
Data
37%
Mr. Scott
35%
Uhura
35%
Will Riker
35%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
30%
Beverly Crusher
15%
Worf
15%
Mr. Sulu
5%

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On Saturday (Valentine's Day) I was walking through Times Square with Mickey. He had a rose in his hand to give to his girlfriend. Every girl that passed by gave him a look, kind of a "oh, are you going to give that rose to me?" because (I guess) girls expect complete strangers to give them flowers. Mickey had to put on gloves or something, so I ( Read more... )

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Thursday was my 30th birthday. A friend at work knows I'm not into birthdays, so he felt the need to embarass me by making sure I was the center of attention. A card went around and a monstously delicious carrot cake was brought in. It was yum filled, with yum icing, and had crumbled yum along the edges. It was, in a word, good ( Read more... )

TV was crazy back in the day [video clip]

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It's safe. As long as you watch the curves.

The year is 2136.
Earth's future hangs in the balance.
Continued global warming has depleted the world's oceans.
Scientists have but one hope: super-cooled ice from the heart of Halley's Comet.

One man rises to the challenge...

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