WHAT ARE THESE PLAIN CLOTHES!? It's like something Senior Elgala would wear! They're so loose and not fit for a woman to wear! A woman's clothes must showcase her body properly!

Oh, that evil flat-chested witch would love to make me look as plain and ugly as she does, wouldn't she?

And the way she starves me to death, it's just cruel! My breasts will ( Read more... )

[Accidental Voice Post]
[The sound of skittering doggy feet and the collision of the communicator with the bottom of a counter, or something to that effect]

-nior~!

.................. Ha-chan?! What the heck are you doing here?!

Senior~! There was a bright, white light.... I felt so strangely drawn to it~..... My, but it's so odd.....

......... Y'know ( Read more... )

[Voice post//Unintentional]

THANK YOU, LORD!May I express my sincere gratitude, my Lord, at serving your will these past years! Your loyal servant Excel would like to say that all things for which I am thankful are possible because of you! My faith in you is more than enough to be thankful for, for which I'm also thankful! Because of you I have ( Read more... )

[Unintentional sound post//Open commentlog for a public restroom near Xanadu Park]
Hmm... any way you parse it, a sophisticated and... somewhat intelligent-looking appearance... and yet, even while so elegant, we got a face here that simply radiates broad-spectrum signs of likeability. Now... for the grand prize question!

WHO... IS THIS!?

Alright, c' ( Read more... )

Mel-chan, I'll be right out there, alright? I've just... Gotta get the camera ready to go. M-Maybe later we can talk about the costumes, right? I'd help, but.... Ah..... I-I don't.... I don't like needles sewing too much....

[Private, mildly hackable due to inability to think straight; Viewable by Lord Il Palazzo]

Everyone's acting pretty weird today ( Read more... )

[Voice Post]

Pfft. I've built better traps than this. The ACROSS fortress back home has WAY better traps than this. Pit traps? Pffffft. I fall further at the weekly staff meeting. Wire traps? Don't make me laugh. I've dug my way out of a prison armed only with a plastic spoon and force of will. Freezer traps? Pfft. Not even going there.

I value my ( Read more... )

[Having hit one of the city's shorter pedestrians while traveling at a high speed, Excel has been sent flying and has crashed clear through an arts and crafts store window and rolled back into a shelf, effectively knocking all of its contents down over herself]

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