SCREEEEEEECH!
Martin came up a couple of minutes ago after verifying online we were registered to vote.
Ah, Angel. You're not registered to vote.
Stop the presses! Oh YES I AM! I've been registered since voting for Regan in 1980. I voted in the primary last year. I am registered!!!
Mad dash through the files and locate my - oh, so current - voter registration card, with current address, no less. Phew!
But the story gets better... Martin is a "recovering" Democrat. Vote early, vote often he often joked in the past. Guess what I found? Not one but TWO voter registration cards. Hmmm.... He swears up and down one is a duplicate. I don't know about that. LOL. I guess it's okay if he votes twice since he's adopted a Right-leaning political philosophy. Or will he cancel his own vote in a Jeykell/Hyde breakdown?
(No, of course he won't vote twice. This is supposed to be a funny, but true, post)
Ah, Angel. You're not registered to vote.
Stop the presses! Oh YES I AM! I've been registered since voting for Regan in 1980. I voted in the primary last year. I am registered!!!
Mad dash through the files and locate my - oh, so current - voter registration card, with current address, no less. Phew!
But the story gets better... Martin is a "recovering" Democrat. Vote early, vote often he often joked in the past. Guess what I found? Not one but TWO voter registration cards. Hmmm.... He swears up and down one is a duplicate. I don't know about that. LOL. I guess it's okay if he votes twice since he's adopted a Right-leaning political philosophy. Or will he cancel his own vote in a Jeykell/Hyde breakdown?
(No, of course he won't vote twice. This is supposed to be a funny, but true, post)