Conversation with Ross:

Ross: *successfully names all five rights conferred by the First Amendment* Yes! The Constitution, that's some good stuff!
me: True.
Ross: Those amendments: pretty awesome.
me: Some of us are partial to the 19th Amendment.
Ross: Some of us ( Read more... )

I went shopping yesterday and got new shirts! I really needed new pants, but my new shirts are adorable, and I kind of needed them too, so, oh well ( Read more... )

I may never eat again ( Read more... )

Teaching my mother to do basic things on the computer AKA Perfecting the art of deep breathing ( Read more... )

My mom got home from work today to find an empty, locked house. With a stove burner on. Yikes ( Read more... )

A few episodes ago, on Studio 60, Harry spent pretty much the entire episode trying to tell a joke. The same joke. And failing every single time. She'd start off with the wrong part, or get confused about who said what, or mangle the punchline, or whatever. Could not tell the joke for the life of her ( Read more... )

My day started at 8:00 today, when I woke up ( Read more... )

Oh man! Excellent pant related news ( Read more... )

I think this might be my favorite Jesus and Mo in recent memory.

Also, if you're at all familiar with Law and Order SVU and you enjoy muppets, you should check this out. I found it while I was searching the internet for the Law and Order I forgot to tape last night (Alas!) and it made me laugh a LOT ( Read more... )

I promised you a post about my Texan adventures! This is that post! Try to contain your excitement!

While in Texas, we did many things.
Such as, visit the aquarium.
And, go grocery shopping.
Also, drink coffee several times (Mmm, coffee.).
Plus, play games! Many games! It was basically great!
kitlee625 has an adorable little apartment ( Read more... )