Let's say someone out there happens to have posting access at f_w (which I don't), and let's say that same someone has been wondering if there's any potential wank out there ... or maybe that someone just doesn't have anything better to do, and wants to be starting something, kinda like that Michael Jackson song ...
*cough* *cough* (Same person in both links, BTW).
Apparently the only reason people write slash is because they're not getting any dick. Who knew?
Yes, I'm stirring this up on purpose. I'm bored, dammit. I need a good kerfuffle already. Go! Flame! Kerfuffle! Be free! Go forth and multiply!