- Went to see an RMT today, and had my first "runner's massage". Ouch. I can't believe I paid a man $50 to do something that felt like he was jabbing his elbow sharply, vengefully, with great angry gusto into my ass for 30 minutes. He told me that all my running is shifting my centre of gravity higher. He actually said the words, 'your body is ( Read more... )

Today, for the first time in three years, I went to see a film at the Bloor Cinema. It was just as I remembered it from the days of 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' screenings when I went festooned in pleather and tutus, bearing rolls of toilet paper, pockets of rice and a high-powered water pistol. The popcorn still smelled delicious, the crowd was ( Read more... )

Friday after work I ran in the snow, had a delicious supper with friends (and ate most of godeater's martini olives), then swooped over to Alastair's with my best Nigella Lawson impersonation at the ready to help create his signature nutrition-free whipped-cream-chocolate-wafer log as a break from reading about Hobbes. I got a chance to "play" (read: lie ( Read more... )

Well, I'm a dirty rotten liar. I said I'd post about Top Model, and I just plain didn't. So spank me. There are only three girls left now --waifish Andrea, kinky Sisi and plain as dirt Alanna-- since they decided they didn't want Canada's Top Racist aka Brandi to win the competition and then lord it over all "foreigners" forever by dressing in ( Read more... )

There is going to be a whole lot of Canada's Next Top Model recap and review later on today.
But first, a few news items:

1. For those of you who want more titty milk in your lives, head on down to the Ontario College of Art and Design today, where you can get a taste of some nice, pasteurized breast juice at an exhibit called 'Five Holes' ( ( Read more... )