The winds of fate have decided that instead of getting on my flight to India today,  I should get pneumonia.  Seriously who gets pneumonia unless you're under the age of eight or over the age of seventy-five?  I've delayed my flight for a week so I can get better (AKA lie in bed jacking off and watching The Office nonstop ( Read more... )

Celia Hodes fucks black man, Conrad

Last Updated: Thursday, April 24, 2008 | 4:28 PM ET Comments18Recommend18

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Special Reporting done by Michael Bick and Valerie Lippman

An Agrestic housewife, wife of Dean Hodes and mother of Isabel “Isabelly” Hodes, Celia Hodes, has reportedly performed penile-vaginal intercourse with a man of African- ( Read more... )

Hey Kids! Let's have a look at this week's past happenings and yet-to-be-dones ( Read more... )

After the homo hop, I came home and drunkenly slipped into the see-through negligee that the clown stripper left at our house.  I proceeded to pass out in the chair in our living room for an hour, wearing nothing but said negligee.  When I woke up, I could only make it as far as Mike's room, and there I passed out.
The next morning, Mike woke up ( Read more... )

Dear Diary ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was a woman dressed as a man dressed as a woman.  Not to brag or anything, but I had a pretty huge dick.

It's easy to be something you know for sure you aren't.

( Trip to Albany )

#1428
New Residence Hall
Valerie Lippman
3625 Avenue du Parc
Montreal, QC H2X 3P8

( Last couple of days )

1. birth
2. graduate high school
3. graduate college
4. first major job
5. marriage
6. buy first house
7. have children
8. death

mine and pat's list of major life milestones/changes.
it's scary to be reaching one, arguably the most significant event in my life thus far.