...cha cha cha
The winds of fate have decided that instead of getting on my flight to India today, I should get pneumonia. Seriously who gets pneumonia unless you're under the age of eight or over the age of seventy-five? I've delayed my flight for a week so I can get better (AKA lie in bed jacking off and watching The Office nonstop).
The pneumonia medication gives me diarrhea, which means I get to have diarrhea for a week before I go to India to get diarrhea FOREVER.
Despite all of the (literal) shit, here is my beautiful (and amazingly relevant) horoscope for today that made me cry:
"You've formed bonds so tight they will certainly last a lifetime. Still, you can't always be with the ones you love. You'll experience a lesson in healthy detachment and handle it brilliantly."
It was the perfect rejuvenation for my trip.
Dear Life,
You are so good!
-V
The pneumonia medication gives me diarrhea, which means I get to have diarrhea for a week before I go to India to get diarrhea FOREVER.
Despite all of the (literal) shit, here is my beautiful (and amazingly relevant) horoscope for today that made me cry:
"You've formed bonds so tight they will certainly last a lifetime. Still, you can't always be with the ones you love. You'll experience a lesson in healthy detachment and handle it brilliantly."
It was the perfect rejuvenation for my trip.
Dear Life,
You are so good!
-V