So a friend of mine wrote a poem about atheists. So, like a good American, I stole his idea and changed it. Here's my version ( Read more... )

So I've found a new hobby. I've started crocheting. Yaay! Right ( Read more... )

Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai ( Read more... )

Hi everybody!

I've started searching for the perfect components to my halloween costume, and I want opinions. This year, I will be...

::drumroll::


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Huzzah!

(ps, thanks for the ELF link! Lets hope its not crappy stuff! I'll let ya know though, I definately ordered like 8 things)

Here's the link to mah chain mail picture- http://www.chainmail.com/diary/bristol08/week1/00000001.htmRead more... )

Holy 40 minutes away batman!

Too bad the season is already over...

-It takes place in France during the Renaissance
-STUDENT TICKET PRICES
-Apparently, Moonie is there too, not that I've ever seen his schtik.
-Home of the St. Louis Pirate Fest
-Only open for 9 days, or 4 weekends.

Next year folks, next year...

Ren Faire opening day was FANTASTIC! I haven't been the past two years and it's been killing me! Even with major construction the drive was a lot shorter than I remember. Maybe that's because I think I need to drive 5 hours to get anywhere I want to go.

Well, I went with Micki. We missed the Russel Rd. exit because we somehow ended up in an express ( Read more... )

 
Runaway Cliché

I’m sweating in the hot June sun and standing in front of an empty rail car. The air is a mixture of body odor, animal dung, and cotton candy. My floral sundress is stuck to my back with sweat and covered with grime from the road. I don’t know why I waited for the show to start before approaching the owner’s car. Stupid move number ( Read more... )

 
The entire day I spend trying to telepathically tell Mink what really happened, that even though I didn’t know she had a thing for Mario, I would never do that anyway, not with him, especially since after spending ten minutes with him I realized that he has the intelligence of a squirrel, and is just as twitchy. However, it isn’t until that night ( Read more... )