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HI HELLO THIS IS LITTLE PIG I'M SORRY THAT THIS ENTRY IS ALMOST LATE I WAS GOING TO DO IT EARLIER BUT GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME JUST GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
WELL WE GUINEA PIGS LOVE EATING HAY WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE HAY ESPECIALLY FRESH TIMOTHY HAY BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST HAY WELL SOMETIMES THE PEOPLEHUMANS SAVE EMPTY KLEENIX BOXES AND PAPER TOWEL TUBES SO THEY CAN PUT THE HAY AND OTHER ASSORTED TREATS IN THEM AND WE LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT'S FUN AND CARDBOARD IS GOOD TO CHEW ON
ANYWAY I GOT A KLEENIX BOX FULL OF HAY THE OTHER DAY AND HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE HAY I REALLY LOVE HAY I DON'T LIKE IT BETTER THAN SAY BLUEBERRIES OR APPLES OR PARSLEY BUT IT'S STILL GREAT AND IT'S GOOD FOR MY LITTLE TUMMY SO GROUCHO AND I WERE EATING THE HAY AND CHEWING ON THE CARDBOARD AND I THOUGHT "TODAY IS A NICE DAY I'M REALLY GLAD THAT THIS IS HAPPENING"
DON'T ASK ME HOW IT HAPPENED REALLY JUST DON'T BECAUSE ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS HOW MUCH I WANTED TO EAT ALL OF THE DELICIOUS HAY AND BEFORE I KNEW IT I HAD GOTTEN MY HEAD STUCK IN THE BOX IT WASN'T SO BAD AT FIRST BUT THEN I WANTED OUT BUT I COULDN'T GET FREE AND SO I STARTED TO CRY
DO YOU THINK THE PEOPLELADY HELPED ME WELL SHE DID BUT FIRST SHE JUST LAUGHED AT ME AND THEN CALLED THE PEOPLEGUY OVER TO LAUGH TOO AND IT WASN'T FAIR IT JUST WASN'T FAIR
AFTER SHE GOT ME OUT SHE ASKED IF I REMEMBERED WHEN I WAS A BABY AND IT WAS MY FIRST DAY HOME AND I WAS SO TINY THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN A PAPER TOWEL TUBE AND COULDN'T GET OUT AND I WOKE HER UP BECAUSE I WAS CRYING AND THEN WHEN I WAS A LITTLE OLDER I GOT MY WHOLE BODY STUCK IN A DIFFERENT TYPE OF KLEENIX BOX BECAUSE I REFUSED TO BACK UP OUT OF THE BOX AND THEN ALL OF THOSE OTHER TIMES I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN BOXES AND IF I REALIZED THAT THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS JOKE THAT I'M THE POLICE CHIEF BECAUSE I FIND ALL THE BEST EVIDENCE WHENEVER I GET STUCK IN A BOX AND I JUST KEPT GETTING PROMOTED BY ACCIDENT
I JUST STARED AT HER LIKE PEOPLELADY I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT REALLY I DON'T YOU'RE JUST MAKING THIS UP BECAUSE I'M A MAJESTIC PIG AND MAJESTIC PIGS DON'T GET STUCK IN BOXES EVER WE'RE TOO CLASSY FOR THAT AND THEN TO SHOW HER HOW SERIOUS I WAS I PRETENDED TO BE TURTLEPIG FOR A WHILE
LOOK I'LL TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING BECAUSE I TRUST YOU I GET MY HEAD STUCK IN THINGS MORE THAN I'D LIKE TO ADMIT WHENEVER THERE'S ALL THAT DELICIOUS HAY I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF I AM A VERY MOTIVATED GUINEA PIG AND MY TUMMY IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR GOOD THINGS TO DIGEST BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE LEARNED A FEW THINGS FROM ALL OF THIS
1. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ASK FOR HELP EVEN IF THE PEOPLEHUMANS WILL LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE IT'S BETTER TO GET LAUGHED AT THAN STUCK IN A BOX FOREVER TRUST ME THE PEOPLEHUMANS WILL EVENTUALLY STOP LAUGHING AND FORGET ALL ABOUT IT AND THEN MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU CAN EVEN LAUGH ABOUT IT TOO
2. HAY IS DELICIOUS
3. DON'T LET A KLEENIX BOX STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR DREAMS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DREAMS INVOLVE DELICIOUS HAY IF YOU GET YOUR HEAD STUCK SO WHAT YOU STILL ACCOMPLISHED YOUR GOAL OF EATING DELICIOUS HAY
I AM LITTLE PIG AND I AM A WISE GUINEA PIG WHO GIVES VERY GOOD ADVICE THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
WELL WE GUINEA PIGS LOVE EATING HAY WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE HAY ESPECIALLY FRESH TIMOTHY HAY BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST HAY WELL SOMETIMES THE PEOPLEHUMANS SAVE EMPTY KLEENIX BOXES AND PAPER TOWEL TUBES SO THEY CAN PUT THE HAY AND OTHER ASSORTED TREATS IN THEM AND WE LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT'S FUN AND CARDBOARD IS GOOD TO CHEW ON
ANYWAY I GOT A KLEENIX BOX FULL OF HAY THE OTHER DAY AND HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE HAY I REALLY LOVE HAY I DON'T LIKE IT BETTER THAN SAY BLUEBERRIES OR APPLES OR PARSLEY BUT IT'S STILL GREAT AND IT'S GOOD FOR MY LITTLE TUMMY SO GROUCHO AND I WERE EATING THE HAY AND CHEWING ON THE CARDBOARD AND I THOUGHT "TODAY IS A NICE DAY I'M REALLY GLAD THAT THIS IS HAPPENING"
DON'T ASK ME HOW IT HAPPENED REALLY JUST DON'T BECAUSE ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS HOW MUCH I WANTED TO EAT ALL OF THE DELICIOUS HAY AND BEFORE I KNEW IT I HAD GOTTEN MY HEAD STUCK IN THE BOX IT WASN'T SO BAD AT FIRST BUT THEN I WANTED OUT BUT I COULDN'T GET FREE AND SO I STARTED TO CRY
DO YOU THINK THE PEOPLELADY HELPED ME WELL SHE DID BUT FIRST SHE JUST LAUGHED AT ME AND THEN CALLED THE PEOPLEGUY OVER TO LAUGH TOO AND IT WASN'T FAIR IT JUST WASN'T FAIR
AFTER SHE GOT ME OUT SHE ASKED IF I REMEMBERED WHEN I WAS A BABY AND IT WAS MY FIRST DAY HOME AND I WAS SO TINY THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN A PAPER TOWEL TUBE AND COULDN'T GET OUT AND I WOKE HER UP BECAUSE I WAS CRYING AND THEN WHEN I WAS A LITTLE OLDER I GOT MY WHOLE BODY STUCK IN A DIFFERENT TYPE OF KLEENIX BOX BECAUSE I REFUSED TO BACK UP OUT OF THE BOX AND THEN ALL OF THOSE OTHER TIMES I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN BOXES AND IF I REALIZED THAT THAT'S WHY THEY ALWAYS JOKE THAT I'M THE POLICE CHIEF BECAUSE I FIND ALL THE BEST EVIDENCE WHENEVER I GET STUCK IN A BOX AND I JUST KEPT GETTING PROMOTED BY ACCIDENT
I JUST STARED AT HER LIKE PEOPLELADY I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT REALLY I DON'T YOU'RE JUST MAKING THIS UP BECAUSE I'M A MAJESTIC PIG AND MAJESTIC PIGS DON'T GET STUCK IN BOXES EVER WE'RE TOO CLASSY FOR THAT AND THEN TO SHOW HER HOW SERIOUS I WAS I PRETENDED TO BE TURTLEPIG FOR A WHILE
LOOK I'LL TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING BECAUSE I TRUST YOU I GET MY HEAD STUCK IN THINGS MORE THAN I'D LIKE TO ADMIT WHENEVER THERE'S ALL THAT DELICIOUS HAY I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF I AM A VERY MOTIVATED GUINEA PIG AND MY TUMMY IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR GOOD THINGS TO DIGEST BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE LEARNED A FEW THINGS FROM ALL OF THIS
1. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ASK FOR HELP EVEN IF THE PEOPLEHUMANS WILL LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE IT'S BETTER TO GET LAUGHED AT THAN STUCK IN A BOX FOREVER TRUST ME THE PEOPLEHUMANS WILL EVENTUALLY STOP LAUGHING AND FORGET ALL ABOUT IT AND THEN MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU CAN EVEN LAUGH ABOUT IT TOO
2. HAY IS DELICIOUS
3. DON'T LET A KLEENIX BOX STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR DREAMS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DREAMS INVOLVE DELICIOUS HAY IF YOU GET YOUR HEAD STUCK SO WHAT YOU STILL ACCOMPLISHED YOUR GOAL OF EATING DELICIOUS HAY
I AM LITTLE PIG AND I AM A WISE GUINEA PIG WHO GIVES VERY GOOD ADVICE THANK YOU I LOVE YOU