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HI HELLO THIS IS LITTLE PIG HI I MISSED EVERYONE LAST WEEK BUT I WAS REALLY BUSY TAKING CARE OF MY PEOPLELADY I'M VERY VERY GOOD AT BEING A HELPER PIG SERIOUSLY I SHOULD GET AN AWARD OR EXTRA CARROTS OR SOMETHING
SINCE THIS WEEK'S TOPIC IS "PARTY" I DECIDED TO BE PIGGY LEE ROTH AND THROW A BIG ROCKSTAR PARTY FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS I INVITED EVERYONE YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT WE WERE REALLY GETTING DOWN AND IT WAS AWESOME
SEE LOOK HOW MUCH FUN WE WERE HAVING WE EVEN HAD THE EVENT CATERED BY THE MINT PLANT IN THE KITCHEN AND EVERYTHING
LOOK AT THOSE SELFIES JUST LOOK AT THEM I AM SO GOOD AT SELFIES THEY SHOULD GIVE AWARDS FOR SELFIES TOO
EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT AND IT WAS THE BEST PARTY EVER AND ALL THE PICTURES WERE GETTING POSTED TO INSTAPIG AND FACEPIG AND EVERYONE WHO COULDN'T MAKE IT WAS TOTALLY JEALOUS AND THEY KEPT SAYING THINGS LIKE "LITTLE PIG THROWS THE BEST PARTIES" AND "I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS LITTLE PIG" AND "PIGGY LEE ROTH IS THE BEST ROCKSTAR EVER" AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED JUST GUESS MY PEOPLELADY RUINED EVERYTHING AND OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT I'M STILL NOT TALKING TO HER RIGHT NOW
SHE JUST CAME WALKING IN WITH THIS THING ON A LEASH THIS HUGE HORRIBLE BEAST AND SHE SAID "HEY LITTLE PIG GUESS WHAT THIS IS YOUR NEW SISTER" AND IT'S LIKE PEOPLELADY WHY WOULD I WANT A NEW SISTER I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS GREAT WITH ME AND YOU AND GROUCHO AND THE PEOPLEGUY WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T CARE SHE SAID THAT IT WAS A DOG BUT THIS THING ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE MY BEST FRIEND MORRIS WHO IS A DOG WHO LIVES IN AUSTRALIA MORRIS IS CUTE AND NICE BUT THIS THING JUST SNUFFLES AT US AND DANCES AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE
PEOPLELADY CLAIMS THAT SHE'S THE BIGGEST CORGI IN THE WHOLE WORLD WHAT IS A CORGI THIS THING IS LITERALLY SIXTY TIMES MY SIZE AND IT SLOBBERS EVERYWHERE I HATE HER I BET SHE HAS AN ALLIANCE WITH THE MERINO PIGS BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT THIS PROBABLY MEANS THAT THE PEOPLEHUMANS WILL LOVE HER MORE THAN ME AND I JUST DON'T WANT A LITTLE SISTER
I KNOW I CAN TRY TO SEND HER AWAY I HAVE FRIENDS IN CONGRESS SO THIS CAN WORK
PEOPLELADY STILL HOLDS ME AND TALKS TO ME EVERYDAY AND SHE SAID THAT SHE STILL LOVES ME MOST OF ALL AND THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK TO CORGZILLA OR WHATEVER ITS NAME IS IF I DIDN'T WANT TO AND I SAID FINE I'M NOT GOING TO BUT THEN SHE SCRATCHED MY CHIN AND I LOVE CHIN SCRATCHES SO I FORGOT ABOUT BEING MAD FOR A WHILE
BUT I REMEMBERED ABOUT BEING ANGRY SOON ENOUGH AND I BET I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD WHO HAS TO PUT UP WITH A STUPID LITTLE SISTER WHO APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE THIS JUST ISN'T FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUTEST THING IN THIS HOUSE I AM SECOND TO NOBODY ON THE CUTENESS SCALE JUST WHO DOES THIS DOG THINK SHE IS
YOU'RE ALL STILL MY FRIENDS SO THAT MEANS THAT YOU HATE CORGZILLA AS MUCH AS I DO RIGHT DOWN WITH CORGZILLA THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
SINCE THIS WEEK'S TOPIC IS "PARTY" I DECIDED TO BE PIGGY LEE ROTH AND THROW A BIG ROCKSTAR PARTY FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS I INVITED EVERYONE YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT WE WERE REALLY GETTING DOWN AND IT WAS AWESOME
SEE LOOK HOW MUCH FUN WE WERE HAVING WE EVEN HAD THE EVENT CATERED BY THE MINT PLANT IN THE KITCHEN AND EVERYTHING
LOOK AT THOSE SELFIES JUST LOOK AT THEM I AM SO GOOD AT SELFIES THEY SHOULD GIVE AWARDS FOR SELFIES TOO
EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT AND IT WAS THE BEST PARTY EVER AND ALL THE PICTURES WERE GETTING POSTED TO INSTAPIG AND FACEPIG AND EVERYONE WHO COULDN'T MAKE IT WAS TOTALLY JEALOUS AND THEY KEPT SAYING THINGS LIKE "LITTLE PIG THROWS THE BEST PARTIES" AND "I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS LITTLE PIG" AND "PIGGY LEE ROTH IS THE BEST ROCKSTAR EVER" AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED JUST GUESS MY PEOPLELADY RUINED EVERYTHING AND OH YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT I'M STILL NOT TALKING TO HER RIGHT NOW
SHE JUST CAME WALKING IN WITH THIS THING ON A LEASH THIS HUGE HORRIBLE BEAST AND SHE SAID "HEY LITTLE PIG GUESS WHAT THIS IS YOUR NEW SISTER" AND IT'S LIKE PEOPLELADY WHY WOULD I WANT A NEW SISTER I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS GREAT WITH ME AND YOU AND GROUCHO AND THE PEOPLEGUY WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T CARE SHE SAID THAT IT WAS A DOG BUT THIS THING ISN'T ANYTHING LIKE MY BEST FRIEND MORRIS WHO IS A DOG WHO LIVES IN AUSTRALIA MORRIS IS CUTE AND NICE BUT THIS THING JUST SNUFFLES AT US AND DANCES AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE
PEOPLELADY CLAIMS THAT SHE'S THE BIGGEST CORGI IN THE WHOLE WORLD WHAT IS A CORGI THIS THING IS LITERALLY SIXTY TIMES MY SIZE AND IT SLOBBERS EVERYWHERE I HATE HER I BET SHE HAS AN ALLIANCE WITH THE MERINO PIGS BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT THIS PROBABLY MEANS THAT THE PEOPLEHUMANS WILL LOVE HER MORE THAN ME AND I JUST DON'T WANT A LITTLE SISTER
I KNOW I CAN TRY TO SEND HER AWAY I HAVE FRIENDS IN CONGRESS SO THIS CAN WORK
PEOPLELADY STILL HOLDS ME AND TALKS TO ME EVERYDAY AND SHE SAID THAT SHE STILL LOVES ME MOST OF ALL AND THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK TO CORGZILLA OR WHATEVER ITS NAME IS IF I DIDN'T WANT TO AND I SAID FINE I'M NOT GOING TO BUT THEN SHE SCRATCHED MY CHIN AND I LOVE CHIN SCRATCHES SO I FORGOT ABOUT BEING MAD FOR A WHILE
BUT I REMEMBERED ABOUT BEING ANGRY SOON ENOUGH AND I BET I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD WHO HAS TO PUT UP WITH A STUPID LITTLE SISTER WHO APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE THIS JUST ISN'T FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUTEST THING IN THIS HOUSE I AM SECOND TO NOBODY ON THE CUTENESS SCALE JUST WHO DOES THIS DOG THINK SHE IS
YOU'RE ALL STILL MY FRIENDS SO THAT MEANS THAT YOU HATE CORGZILLA AS MUCH AS I DO RIGHT DOWN WITH CORGZILLA THANK YOU I LOVE YOU