Awesome Things MY Students Say, Part 2,343,343:
As we all know, things always go against our will. It happens to satellites too.
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Guys, this here's a bright point in the painful and plagiarism-filled monotony of grading. Oh god oh god oh god you, guys, I thought I made it clear that you don't plagiarise, and if you do you get a 0. Shite, I guess it doesn't sink in until they get the 0.
Worse: when students write the introduction and a sentence of conclusion, and the rest of the paper is a mashup of uncited quotes. Ugh. These guys are going to have a lot of 10/100-20/100 grades, and these on a major assignment D:
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Guys, this here's a bright point in the painful and plagiarism-filled monotony of grading. Oh god oh god oh god you, guys, I thought I made it clear that you don't plagiarise, and if you do you get a 0. Shite, I guess it doesn't sink in until they get the 0.
Worse: when students write the introduction and a sentence of conclusion, and the rest of the paper is a mashup of uncited quotes. Ugh. These guys are going to have a lot of 10/100-20/100 grades, and these on a major assignment D: