Bush is going to veto funding children's healthcare. Why did people vote for this asshole? I honestly don't understand even a tiny bit. And, no, I don't give a shit if your cigarettes cost more.

The high on Wednesday is 107. 107. Can you imagine what the heat index is going to be??

This is me, having a little baby breakdown.

So today I met one of my idols. No, not Bill. But Hillary!! I love 'em both, so no complaints from me! I got to shake her hand and say, "Natalie Worlow, it's great to meet you." And then I shit my pants. Haha. No, I didn't, but I thought I might. I was a bit shellshocked. I couldn't believe she was right there, shaking my hand. Afterward ( Read more... )

Please indulge me in the following hypothetical ( Read more... )

Today, while I was assisting on a Capitol tour, Nancy Pelosi walked right by me. I mean, right by me. Like, I could've reached out and touched her. But she had two giant Secret Service guys with her, so I didn't do that. I don't think that would go down well in my interview tomorrow with an unnamed federal agency. Instead, I just said, "OH MY ( Read more... )

Alright, so I feel like I have stuff to write about now. I'm going to try to document my time as an intern in DC, if I remember to. I won't mention any names, including the name of the Representative I work for. As is the etiquette in DC, I shall refer to him as "my member." As in Member of Congress, not Penis ( Read more... )

Damn, being an adult is hard work. I'm turning even more into my mom (yes, it's possible)--not that that's a bad thing. I'm quite fond of my mom. But I can tell I'm her child (as if it weren't painfully obvious already), because I come home from work and immediately pour myself a glass of wine. And if there were someone that I could call and ( Read more... )

All of these people who are spending $500 on a damn phone are sheep. I'm not a fan of trends.

Just had to get that off my chest.

By the way, I graduated. With a 3.50. Would've been a 3.90, but I was pre-med that first semester...damn.