Strange on the Insides
I feel weird today. So weird, that I am actually writing in this. Very strange. I feel annoyed at everyone.
My birthday is coming up and if you know me, you know that I fucking love my birthday. It's all about me that day, everyone has to be nice to me, (even though anthony never was), and I just love it. I love getting older and I love it. This year, however, I am not looking forward to it. This year, everyone seems like my brithday is just such an inconvience for them. Everyone is literally saying, "Hey, I won't have any money for your brithday this year. Sorry. Maybe we can celebrate it on New Years?" Yes, I want to share my birthday with another holiday? No. Look, I know it sucks having my birthday so close christmas, so I understand that money will be tight. I don't care about gifts! I never said anything about doing somrthing that involved money! But, no, because nobody has money, nobody wants to hang out with me? WHAT!? So, it costs you money to hang out with me?! I am so angry! I just can't believe people are being so mean. I don't want gifts and money, I just want to feel special on my day. It only comes once a year and it's at the end of the year, so I always have to wait so long for it. Such bullshit.
Dear Biology Teacher,
Your class sucks and your tests suck even more. Thank you for making your class so hard that it's too hard to pass. That was SWELL of you.
Yours truely,
Jess
Dear Old Man Trying to Pass Me on the Freeway,
Sorry you had to work long, hard hours. However, that doesn't mean you are going to pass me on the freeway because you just want to get ahead of me. I was speeding as it was and there is no way you having to go home is more important than what I have to do. And honking will make me drive slower, as you now know you dumb asshole
Yours Truely,
Jess
Dear Man That I Love,
Good God, could you annoy me anymore today!? Sorry that you had to work a double today, but you chose it, not me! Sorry you're tired, but that's life! Stop being mean to me and could you be nice since it's finals weeks? Please?? Ugh!
Your Truely,
Jess
PS. I NEED SEX!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Friend That Now Smokes Pot Again,
Look, you know I disagree with it, but I'm not judging you and getting pissed at you becuase you smoke pot. No, it's because it's affecting your personality and that's hurting our friendship. You say you know you need to stop, but I know you wont. You have no will power and it sucks. I just hope it doesn't continue to hurt our friendship.
Yours Truely,
Jess
Dear Headache,
GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours Truely,
Jess
My birthday is coming up and if you know me, you know that I fucking love my birthday. It's all about me that day, everyone has to be nice to me, (even though anthony never was), and I just love it. I love getting older and I love it. This year, however, I am not looking forward to it. This year, everyone seems like my brithday is just such an inconvience for them. Everyone is literally saying, "Hey, I won't have any money for your brithday this year. Sorry. Maybe we can celebrate it on New Years?" Yes, I want to share my birthday with another holiday? No. Look, I know it sucks having my birthday so close christmas, so I understand that money will be tight. I don't care about gifts! I never said anything about doing somrthing that involved money! But, no, because nobody has money, nobody wants to hang out with me? WHAT!? So, it costs you money to hang out with me?! I am so angry! I just can't believe people are being so mean. I don't want gifts and money, I just want to feel special on my day. It only comes once a year and it's at the end of the year, so I always have to wait so long for it. Such bullshit.
Dear Biology Teacher,
Your class sucks and your tests suck even more. Thank you for making your class so hard that it's too hard to pass. That was SWELL of you.
Yours truely,
Jess
Dear Old Man Trying to Pass Me on the Freeway,
Sorry you had to work long, hard hours. However, that doesn't mean you are going to pass me on the freeway because you just want to get ahead of me. I was speeding as it was and there is no way you having to go home is more important than what I have to do. And honking will make me drive slower, as you now know you dumb asshole
Yours Truely,
Jess
Dear Man That I Love,
Good God, could you annoy me anymore today!? Sorry that you had to work a double today, but you chose it, not me! Sorry you're tired, but that's life! Stop being mean to me and could you be nice since it's finals weeks? Please?? Ugh!
Your Truely,
Jess
PS. I NEED SEX!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Friend That Now Smokes Pot Again,
Look, you know I disagree with it, but I'm not judging you and getting pissed at you becuase you smoke pot. No, it's because it's affecting your personality and that's hurting our friendship. You say you know you need to stop, but I know you wont. You have no will power and it sucks. I just hope it doesn't continue to hurt our friendship.
Yours Truely,
Jess
Dear Headache,
GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours Truely,
Jess