And I mean that literally

There's actually a product out there, a dog that plugs into a USB port and makes humping motions.

I saw this advertised on LJ, and laughed out loud.

But WHY would someone buy this? 

I called home today, to see how things were going. Dad's doing well. Mom's fine. But Spike passed away. Apparently about the same time Dad went into the hospital. Mom says she didn't tell me because she didn't want to give me too much bad news at once. Of course, she also didn't tell me Dad as in the hospital until he was out ( Read more... )

For the kitten lovers
I may enter Aisha :)

For the puppy lovers

Bitches love me

I'd say it's pretty fitting. I feel a kinship with both species. And a lot of my answers were borderline.

*purrs*
*howls*

You Are: 30% Dog, 70% Cat
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"I'll keep my chin up. It is the only way to get scraps from the table..."

Posted by ArtisticAlias, in a thread I won't link to here due to personal content. But I like the quote enough I may want to use it sometime.

Many people wish their partners had more canine qualities, survey finds.

I'm loyal, always up for a cuddle, not a particularly picky eater, and content to hang out at home.  And I really do like long walks on the beach, as cliche as that remark has become.  :)

Leashes are negotiable.  :P

Now, I wonder if this makes me a "foolproof babe-magnet"? 

Dogs join battle against insurgencyI've heard stories about the bond between military workng dogs and their handlers, but I never knew until I read this article that the dog is always one step higher in rank than the human.  They are promoted together.  The reason given for this is so that if the handler abuses the dog, he or she is subject to ( Read more... )

My first test came out Raven:

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