This LiveJournal consists mostly of friends-only posts. In order to read those posts, you need to be on my friends list -- so comment on this post and let me know who you are. You can start an LJ account if you don't already have one -- in the future, you will need to be signed in to your LJ account in order to read my friends-only posts ( Read more... )

I just read a post on the LJ pregnancy group that made my eyes cross. A woman's water broke this morning; she has an appointment at 1 already to discuss induction (she's at 41 weeks) and is having decent but relatively mellow contractions 10 minutes apart. But she's going to the hospital now.

*sigh*

This is the absolute best advice I can give to ( Read more... )

Hee hee hee, jameth lost the advisory board election to a HP fanfic writer. I guess silly macros only get you so far in electoral politics. That comment thread is going to explode.

Oh, Russian overlords. When you bought LiveJournal, I was so sad to think that I would not enjoy more LOLZ at the expense of our good friends at SixDistinctive. I figured that you would learn from their mistakes -- maybe you'd censor some Russian users and have a Cyrillic text uproar in a news post that I wouldn't understand, something like that ( Read more... )

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. SUP, you are a worthy successor to SixDistinctive. I salute you and your enormous cojones.

Enjoy your ads, everybody!

Just wrote a whole post about the health status of various Kennedy siblings, scornful of a reporter's reference to two existing Kennedy sisters, only to realize I was completely wrong and Jean Kennedy Smith is still alive and kicking. This is embarrassing given that my mom and I were literally talking about this four days ago. My brain is ( Read more... )

You are seriously fucking kidding me, right? RIGHT??

[checks calendar]

[not April Fools Day]

[HEADEXPLODEY]

[NO CARRIER]

Step away from Owen Wilson, Travolta and Preston. I swear, if you two come within 15 feet of that poor man with an e-meter and a bottle of frickin' niacin, I will have to call shenanigans on your Scientologist asses. SHENANIGANS ( Read more... )

Oh great, the new Britney song broke ONTD. (It's OK, not great.) Just when I was going to read all about how Courtney Love blames Steve Coogan for giving Owen Wilson all his drugs. Dammit!

(PS: I love Steve Coogan and refuse to hear any of this. LA LA LA NOT LISTENING LA LA LAAAAAA.)

You know what would really hit the spot right now? An ice-cold glass of DIET PEPSI MAX, with extra caffeine and ginseng! Wow, DIET PEPSI MAX really makes me want to avoid looking at Snarry art and to stop bugging those friendly and well-qualified Six Distinctive employees with all my nagging questions. THANKS DIET PEPSI MAX!

*iz ded*