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[petrichor_fizz]

Hey, I'm still writing that thing that I'm writing, but I'm having trouble getting the boys to shut up. Seriously, they will not. Stop. Talking. Does anyone want to read chatty sex? Because right now it's in danger of reading like this:

Wilson cast an appreciative glance over House's naked body. "Who would win in a fight," he asked, "Batman or Hal

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[savemoony]

OMGWTFBABYJESUS: BATMAN IS NOT OVERRATED

[petrichor_fizz]

I KNOW I KNOW, OBVIOUSLY HE ISN'T

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHEN WILSON IS WRONG

[savemoony]

SO WRONG. LIKE, ALMOST WOULD HAVE TO UNFRIEND YOU FOR THINKING THAT WRONG.

[petrichor_fizz]

IT'S WILSON. HE'S CRAZY. HE GOT INTO THE AMPHETAMINES AGAIN.

SRSLY, IF I REALLY THOUGHT THAT, DON'T YOU THINK YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED ME FOAMING AT THE MOUTH BY NOW? I WOULD BE BEGGING YOU TO SHOOT ME

[savemoony]

MAD WILSON. MAD MAD MAN.

HAHAHAH YES, I WOULD. I WOULD DO IT.

[petrichor_fizz]

BATMAN APPROVES OF YOUR LOYALTY. NOT SO MUCH THE SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE FACE, BUT HE CAN WORK WITH THAT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

[savemoony]

I AM SO LOYAL. I WILL NOT WAVER. NOT EVEN AT THE THOUGHT OF SPIDER-MAN 2

[petrichor_fizz]

SPIDER-MAN 2 WAS SENT BY BATMAN TO TEST YOU

[savemoony]

IT ALMOST HAD ME FOR A MOMENT. ALFRED MOLINA, YOU KNOW.

[petrichor_fizz]

ALFRED MOLINA IS THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE, TRYING TO TEMPT YOU AWAY FROM THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

ALSO HE IS AWESOME

[savemoony]

*FLAILS AT THE LINK FLAILS*

[petrichor_fizz]

LAWL