"im from the streets, anna
all we had was kool-aid and crack."
- Dave

i'm a "sacrilegious whore."
Perhaps, but i quote:

i'm white and i'm at the health department
-Jessica

that's the tannest pussy i've ever seen
-Christina

You know what I'm having for breakfast? Seagram's!
-Megan

"Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in."

Edwin: Do you ever think that some words are just funny?
Me: Like what?
Edwin: I dunno, like fork.

(minutes later)
Edwin: And bonzai is just a fun word to say. It's like Bonzeye!

"you're being really racial tonight."
-Edwin, b/c i said i wouldn't ever date a midget

(i wasn't aware that "midget" was a race.)

"Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? After all, seasons change. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart."

"For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. "
-Fr. Alfred D'Souza

Tanisha: anyone want some sausage?
Me: i do. i haven't had any in 8 months

[3 minutes later]
Kristi: I just got that.

Megan: did i tell you about the one time when i was riding by an abbey in mobile and i said that's really pretty momma i want to be a nun. and she said you cant and i asked her why and she said um...cause you're not a virgin and then i said all sad like..."oh."
Me: awww
Megan: i totally know they live there just for the wine and crackers. i'm not