"im from the streets, anna
all we had was kool-aid and crack."
- Dave

i'm a "sacrilegious whore."
Perhaps, but i quote:

i'm white and i'm at the health department
-Jessica

that's the tannest pussy i've ever seen
-Christina

You know what I'm having for breakfast? Seagram's!
-Megan

I just downloaded two, yes, two U2 songs.
- with or without you
- still haven't found what i'm looking for

Update compliments of Megan:

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Edwin: Do you ever think that some words are just funny?
Me: Like what?
Edwin: I dunno, like fork.

(minutes later)
Edwin: And bonzai is just a fun word to say. It's like Bonzeye!

A real friend brings you a blooming onion.
I love you, Jessica!


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"you're being really racial tonight."
-Edwin, b/c i said i wouldn't ever date a midget

(i wasn't aware that "midget" was a race.)

UNO

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