[It's a quiet day on the train -- at least, for Colbert it is. He's just sitting by the wndows, watching the colorful foliage as he sighs, idly playing with a cup of tea that was in front of him.]
...god, it's so boring here. Why do you do this to me, sweet Force Jesus. WHY. All I ever did was spread the Jedi way around the universe!
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I wouldn't
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Yeah, yeah. Complaining never got us anywhere, I know.
How long does it make it here on this stupid train, though? I can't even remember anymore.
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Comin' up on a year, soon enough. *he pauses, then corrects-* Nine months.
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[This sets Colbert to thinking about his time on the train.]
Seven months for me.
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I think I prefer boring to expecting a monster to attack.
How are you, Stephen?
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Don't remind me of my death, please -- I'd like to keep that memory repressed.
As boring as things are, I'm feeling good otherwise.
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Well, that's good to hear, I suppose.
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Yes... it's actually quite peaceful. Back home, if it wasn't war it was political intrigue that we Jedi were caught up in.
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WHAT?! HEY, COME BACK HERE!
[You can has epic Force powahs trying to seal the exits of this train car? lol]
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Jeez. You try and get a smoothie from the bar and the next thing you know--- [stares down at the tea] Oh.
Sorry. I thought that was a weird kind of mocha milkshake. [... I'm not sure even I want to know, Wally.]
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Mocha milkshake. What the hell do you drink in your world, man?!
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