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[hail_truthiness]

[It's a quiet day on the train -- at least, for Colbert it is. He's just sitting by the wndows, watching the colorful foliage as he sighs, idly playing with a cup of tea that was in front of him.]

...god, it's so boring here. Why do you do this to me, sweet Force Jesus. WHY. All I ever did was spread the Jedi way around the universe!

...

I wouldn't

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[quickerthanyou]

[Hey, Colbert! How bout some scarlet speedster to make his day more exciting? To make matters worse... that yellow-red sorta-kinda just stole that cup of tea in front of him. Sorry?]

[hail_truthiness]

[OH CRAP YOU DID NOT JUST STEAL HIS TEA. BASTARD.]

WHAT?! HEY, COME BACK HERE!

[You can has epic Force powahs trying to seal the exits of this train car? lol]

[quickerthanyou]

[OW. THE TEA WASN'T EVEN THAT GREAT, YOU KNOW.]

Jeez. You try and get a smoothie from the bar and the next thing you know--- [stares down at the tea] Oh.

Sorry. I thought that was a weird kind of mocha milkshake. [... I'm not sure even I want to know, Wally.]

[hail_truthiness]

[WHO CARES. IT WAS CALMING.]

...

Mocha milkshake. What the hell do you drink in your world, man?!

/icon fail, sorry :<

[quickerthanyou]

Hey! Mocha milkshakes are awesome. [pouting as he crosses his arms]

But I'll go ahead and get you a new cup, Mr. Reaper. What do you want?

^^; It's okay!

[hail_truthiness]

Reaper? Do I look like the personification of death to you?

Wait, DOES THAT MEAN MY JEDI ROBE MAKES ME LOOK FAT?! WHAT THE FORCE-JESUS?!

<3

[quickerthanyou]

What the heck are you talking about? I just thought you were a Reaper 'cause you could do that weird wall-thingy.

Re: <3

[hail_truthiness]

[There's a frown at this.]

There're others who can do what I just did?

...

Hmm. Perhaps they too are Jedi under a different name... curious.

[quickerthanyou]

... Wait, you're a Jedi? That sorta-kinda explains... actually, that explains a lot, but Reapers are definitely not Jedi.

It's hard to explain, but Reapers are really well-known for creating barriers between places.

[hail_truthiness]

Really? Like what I just did with the Force?

Interesting...

[quickerthanyou]

Yeah? It's pretty annoying to me, since I'm trying to get over that barrier most of the time.

[hail_truthiness]

Why would you need to get past a barrier, anyway? Isn't that supposed to be protecting you from horrible places or things?

[quickerthanyou]

Not all the time. [sighs] Some Reapers make barriers 'cause they're bored and like watching people get mad.

[hail_truthiness]

Really? Boredom makes people do strange things. Like that one time with Force shots during the Council...

...

...you know what, never mind. Forget I said anything.

[quickerthanyou]

If you say so, mister.

[hail_truthiness]

I must insist so.

And it's Jedi Master Stephen Colbert, not "mister".