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[It's a quiet day on the train -- at least, for Colbert it is. He's just sitting by the wndows, watching the colorful foliage as he sighs, idly playing with a cup of tea that was in front of him.]
...god, it's so boring here. Why do you do this to me, sweet Force Jesus. WHY. All I ever did was spread the Jedi way around the universe!
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I wouldn't mind Steve Carell right now. Or even that overblown Jedi douche Anderson Cooper.
I'm booooooooooooooooooooored.