[ACTION/TEXT] this is stupid

[pedaltothemetal]

[So, like. There's this vending machine outside the cafeteria.

And Captain Falcon is standing at this vending machine. And he looks extremely upset by this vending machine. Occasionally he kicks it. Or moves around it and shoves it. But mostly he is inspecting this vending machine, contemplating his next move

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[cupofbatnoodles]

Now everyone is gonna touch it.

[pedaltothemetal]

I'm actually right here at the vending machine.

The message was in case I had to leave for two minutes to get a crowbar, but I don't think I'm that desperate yet.

[cupofbatnoodles]

Oh I see. Your bases are probably covered then. Good luck.

[pedaltothemetal]

Yes. I am very good at covering my bases.

[cupofbatnoodles]

I hope none of the ghosts like snickers.

[pedaltothemetal]

They better not.

[cupofbatnoodles]

I don't know how you would cover a spectral base. Put a ward on the machine?

[pedaltothemetal]

[He is now worried about GIDEON showing up and STEALING HIS SNICKERS BAR.]

Do you know anyone who could legitimately do that?

[cupofbatnoodles]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

We've got a shortage of holy men huh. Uh. Moerty? No. Hmm. I bet you could find someone in town to try it but it'd be cheaper to just buy another candy bar.

[pedaltothemetal]

No. I want this candy bar.

[cupofbatnoodles]

Oh. Well. Maybe try this number.

332-555-2368.

[pedaltothemetal]

What's it for?

[cupofbatnoodles]

The Ghost Busters.

[pedaltothemetal]

Ghost...Busters...

[cupofbatnoodles]

Yeah they're downtown.

[She's totally being legit about this.]

[pedaltothemetal]

For real.