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[VIDEO/ACTION]

Jan 12, 2011 20:37

[After the complete debacle that was Bowser's Day Out, the esteemed Captain found himself doing damage control--but not at the school. No, Falcon was fighting a media firestorm, running back and forth between Final Destination and Mute City. As such, he has been in and out of his office for the better part of a week--but if you're lucky, you might ( Read more... )

!smeargle, !little mac, i have issues, !bowser, i need booze, ow my most of me, life's a bitch, !jeff, !pit, !goose, *narration, !samus, !gideon, batshit clone, !vianca, everyone wants to kill me, !max, !charizard, !eggman, !peach

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EXTREEEEME ACTION blazinglizard January 13 2011, 04:46:47 UTC

[Guess who's just sticking his head into Falcon's office without knocking? THIS GUY.]

Coach. Minute of your time?

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 04:48:21 UTC

[His FAVORITE GUY.

Falcon is at his desk and looks up.]

Yeah?

blazinglizard January 13 2011, 05:20:28 UTC

What. The hell.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 05:21:32 UTC

Your guess is as good as mine.

blazinglizard January 13 2011, 05:24:39 UTC

You know what we are now? We're the team that's coached by the crazy homeless shirt ninja. The Smash Academy Flamin' Hobos.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 05:29:46 UTC

The only reason you knew that was me was because of Max's painstaking analysis of my abs. Which is really creepy, by the way.

We're in the clear.

blazinglizard January 13 2011, 05:32:13 UTC

Oh. Great. Instead we can be coached by the guy that fucked up a chunk of downtown, then got beat up by a crazy homeless shirt ninja.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 05:33:49 UTC

I've got a handle on it. It was officially announced that neither of them were me.

blazinglizard January 13 2011, 05:42:47 UTC

That sure as hell ain't what the internet thinks.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 05:43:52 UTC

Well, it's not like I asked the guy to throw me in a closet and terrorize downtown for the 5-o-clock news.

blazinglizard January 13 2011, 05:48:55 UTC

How about the orange robot? Did you ask it?

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 05:50:13 UTC

Yes. How else were were going to take out the cameras?

blazinglizard January 13 2011, 05:59:23 UTC

I knew it!

[DESK-SLAMMING. And then this started playing]

You and the robot are in cahoots! It's someone at this school, ain't it?

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 06:01:50 UTC

[Woah there, Char.]

No, he's not.

blazinglizard January 13 2011, 06:06:59 UTC

Don't bullshit me, coach. I ran into that robot here before. Ain't no way a stranger could get at the stadium in the middle of the day.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 06:09:50 UTC

[SAMUS WHAT DID YOU DO.]

He's his own robot. I don't know what he does in his spare time.

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